You're a weirdy freak woman who will spend her final days knowing local police by their first name as they escort you back to the special unit where you will live after they caught jumping on car bonnets at a crossroads and weeing on them.
40 year olds do not cuddle toy guinea pigs. Stop it.
I thought you meant an ackshewal live guinea pig at first . I would worry about the poo in that case, but if it's a cuddly one, go ahead. When I'm poorly, I still cuddle the teddy bear I've had since I was a baby.