To pinch the kitten.

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Very cute fluffy black kitten lives over the road from me. I just want a cuddle. I'd give him back, I dont really want a cat (I have a dog).

But he is very cute. And looks so squishy, and flooffy.

Would I BU if I borrowed him for a minute for a quick cuddle?


Ps - lighthearted.

[LegoAcupuncture]

I think you have a legal obligation to do so, then take a photo of I and post it here.

I do love a fluffy wuffy kitten

[PoppyAmex]

Oh get him!

I just moved recently and my new neighbour has a pale grey ball of fur that I would love to squeeze, but he's too fast

[TattyDevine]

Make sure you bury your face in the fluffy tummy

[PollyPlummer]

I read this as pinch - like a pinch and a punch and came on to say yabu.
Yes grab him and run like the wind, take pics.

[PollyPlummer]

ooooooh the fluffy tummy.

[thecakeisalie]

Gotta love squishy fluffy kittens so full of mischief too, I would be wanting a cuddle!

Our girl cat had a littler of 5 a couple of weeks ago 4 ginger ones and 1 black one! They are so adorable and starting to open their eyes now. We can only keep 1 or 2 though! Gutted that we have choose between them but keeping them would mean we'd have 7 cats a little ott me thinks!

[Jux]

Oooooooh, fluffy.......

Can I have him for a couple of minutes when you've finished?

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Will try and get a photo. But he is quick and has legged it.

[LegoAcupuncture]

I have an image now of you chasing after him with a huge butterfly net

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Ooh, pregnant woman with butterfly net chases cute flooffy kitten

[Jux]

That's got to be a pic worth having, Frustrated , as well as one of the kitten...

I think you should capture it, keep it for a few days - take it on days out and things - then send it on to me, and I'll do the same, then send it on to another MNer. A bit like the class bear.

Meanwhile we could each send its owners a postcard, from the kitten, telling them what a lovely time it's having so they don't worry.

(Mmmmm, I have my really mean head on, don't I? I shall have to go upstairs and change.)

Disclaimer
This is by no means to be taken seriously, and you must never, ever take someone else's cat or kitten.

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

I love a good kitten thread.

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

hohoho

Jux the class bear/MN cat idea sounds funny. As long as we are careful it doesn't cross the line into ransom notes rather than postcards.
how would we post it on? I'm not sure if stamps will stick to a kitten?

[WestieMamma]

Don't do it. It could be our cat. She's tiny and fluffy and black and the cutest thing you've ever seen. She's also Devil Cat and before you know it, you'll be up at A&E getting stitched up (we've all got the scars to prove it)

[greenbananas]

Anybody is welcome to my cat, because she is a horrible beast who wees on the bathroom floor and makes the whole house stink. She too was an unbelievably cute kitten...

[greenbananas]

(I do love my cat really!)

[Booyhoo]

i opened this expecting to see that the kitten had scratched you or something and you were going to pincgh (nip) it in revenge!

thank goodness the truth is far nicer.

yes, your are allowed to steal cuddles from kittens

[Passmethecrisps]

Totally misread the thread title.

I was about to flame your ass for wanting to punch a kitten.

Kittens so need squishes though. Like humans need 5 a day. Kittens need cuddles

[Purpleknickers]

See I thought you meant pinch as in ouch ouch too but for a quick cuddle that's different. As long as its not my kitten of course, and you promise to give him back or else

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

I've got to catch the cutie first.

Westie i dont know if it is devil cat. If I snuffle my face into its belly and loose my face should I assume that it is devil cat?

Definately don't want to hurt him, or keep him so he is perfectly safe. but I may try to sneak up on him for a cuddle