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to give cocaine to my rottweiler?

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nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 22:59:55

and where does one buy swiss chard?

SoleSource Sun 05-May-13 23:03:00

What will.cocaine do?

Bearandcub Sun 05-May-13 23:05:33


After hunting down Swiss chard, it's probably the next thing to do in the "Lets see how stressful I can make my life" stakes.

AgentZigzag Sun 05-May-13 23:05:52

You'd be denying him his animal rights if you didn't.

AgnesBligg Sun 05-May-13 23:06:01

YABU I expect. I'd give a rottweiler a nice spliff.

PollyPlumber Sun 05-May-13 23:07:40

YABU to give a dog cocaine, how the hell would it snort it with that wet nose.

Have you tried a swiss chard shop ?

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:09:58

true, i haven't considered the logistics of getting the cocaine into the bloodstream of my fictitious rottweiler and i can see the logic in the spliff idea.
it's true, mumsnet has advice on everything!

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:10:21

would i need to go to switzerland or chard?

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:11:14

chard is closer.

PollyPlumber Sun 05-May-13 23:28:58

Chard it is then, but it will be chard chard. Is that ok ?

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:30:14

hang on, i'll ask the dog.

PollyPlumber Sun 05-May-13 23:31:30

bloody hell don't expect anything sensible from the coke head dog.

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:36:02

hmm, he says the chard will likely be disappointing and to carry on with the alternative spring greens option for my curry.

HoneyDragon Sun 05-May-13 23:36:16

Ocado have Chard

Also the Florette poncy lettuce salad bags have chard in. One has red chard and lambs lettuce.

It's worth perusing your local supermarkets poncy lettuce bags.

What do you need a pointless bunch of edible leaves and a stoned Rottweiler for?

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:37:59

I'm making a curry. The rest is pure attention seeking.

HoneyDragon Sun 05-May-13 23:41:35

Can't you just give a chicken a bit of blow back from a bong and make chicken curry then?

Chicken would go in the pot better than the Rottweiler too.

PollyPlumber Sun 05-May-13 23:43:12

And the pot would be easier to get in to the chicken wink good idea.

nevergoogle Sun 05-May-13 23:43:22


HoneyDragon Sun 05-May-13 23:47:20

Right sorted.

So Swiss Chard and Rottweiler with a frisson of Coke is out.

Instead you are having

Rustic one pot wink Ganja Chicken with Ruby Chard.

NG ... Your problems are solved.

PollyPlumber Sun 05-May-13 23:50:52

with hash potatoes.

HoneyDragon Sun 05-May-13 23:52:16

grin Hash Potatoes

WhiteBirdBlueSky Mon 06-May-13 00:45:22

Mmmmmmm to MumsNet cooking threads.

Tee2072 Mon 06-May-13 08:14:23

Dammit now I'm hungry...

nevergoogle Mon 06-May-13 09:33:49

Thanks all grin

andubelievedthat Mon 06-May-13 10:15:43

Roll coke into a ball mixed in with wax(soft wax) ,then shove it up dog"s bum,(works with humans)

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