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To be feeling really repulsed by this

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SamuelWestsMistress Sat 04-May-13 12:40:07

I had a really sexual dream about the presenter from Homes Under The Hammer last night. The oddest thing is he had a Northern Irish accent. I was really happy about it all in my dream and now I feel a bit disturbed!

KatoPotato Sat 04-May-13 12:42:56

Oh no! That man is a shambles! He always looks like he's just woken up!

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 04-May-13 12:43:10

What actually repulses you?
The presenter (I don't watch HUTH) or the NI accent?

KatoPotato Sat 04-May-13 12:43:43

But I once had a rude dream about Art Malik and a frys chocolate creme...

mamaggie Sat 04-May-13 12:44:50

I had a rude dream about Chris Tarrant. I am still traumatised.

hiddenhome Sat 04-May-13 12:46:09

I dreamt I was keeping a white mouse down my bra last night confused I kept showing it to people.

CocacolaMum Sat 04-May-13 12:46:39

The only famous person rude dream I ever had was about a "sandwich" with Dean and Sam from supernatural.. I was alright about it tbh, they are hawt! my subconscious clearly has great taste


SamuelWestsMistress Sat 04-May-13 12:47:21

Lady, the NI accent is not the issue. The fact I was enjoying an energetic romp with a man with a mullet and no neck is the problem. And I was ENJOYING it. I won't be able to watch it again without knowing what we have done.

HoHoHoNoYouDont Sat 04-May-13 12:48:52

mamaggiei had a rude dream about Chris Tarrant too. Never been able to watch him in the same way ever since. He was very durty grin

KirstyJC Sat 04-May-13 12:48:54

Did he keep his tasteful blazer on?grin

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 04-May-13 12:49:52

I'll need to google him to make a decision whether YABU or not.
Wait a sec...

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 04-May-13 12:51:12

Kirsty, he had a jacket on but nothing underneath. He had a massive hairy pale belly, it was that detailed. I can't cope with this!

thebody Sat 04-May-13 12:52:06

I love a good old dirty dream me. My very favourite was with Ant and Dec.

KirstyJC Sat 04-May-13 12:54:13 Now there's an image I didn't want in my head.......!

whitewineintherain Sat 04-May-13 12:55:40

I had a dirty dream about Mr. Bloom the other day, it included him singing two of his songs.
There is not enough mind bleach for that one.

WillYouDoTheFandango Sat 04-May-13 12:56:32

grin jacket and nothing else pahaha!

Shaking with laughter, in danger of waking the baby!

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 04-May-13 12:57:23

Oh but Mr Bloom is hot! I'd have him any time of day. Shall we swap brains for a while?

ParadiseChick Sat 04-May-13 12:59:23

I had a hot dream about my father in law once. Now that was disturbing.

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 04-May-13 12:59:54

Hmm, well I've just had a look.
YANBU to be reasonable to be repulsed.
And I bet he does have a hairy white belly too.
I quite like a nice NI accent though, so that would be an advantage grin

whitewineintherain Sat 04-May-13 13:01:35

But he was singing! Do you really want the mental imagine of him singing 'Meet the veggies' as he's getting naked or 'We're off on an expedition' while DT(very dirty)D outside?

I think I watch too much Cbeebies.

StuntGirl Sat 04-May-13 13:05:10

I had a sex dream about Jeremy Clarkson once. There is not enough brain bleach in the world for that sad

TondelayoSchwarzkopf Sat 04-May-13 13:10:23

Did it have an accompanying song with lyrics of a literal nature?*

*HUTH soundtrack reference

LibertineLover Sat 04-May-13 13:13:28

Oh god, my last mucky dream was about Aamon Andrews wife giving me head!!?? What is her name? blush

LibertineLover Sat 04-May-13 13:14:12

Not Aamon fucking andrews, Aamon Holmes wife!!

SamuelWestsMistress Sat 04-May-13 19:43:03


I think we all probably are being punished for the volume of daytime tv we must seem to absorb through osmosis.

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