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to want to slaughter that perky wench on the Optimax advert

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Greenshootsandleeves Fri 03-May-13 17:51:20

I'm not exaggeratin', I'm bein' truthful <hair flick>


SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 17:52:09

If you get her I will get the dick from the SCS advert. Cant stand her

peggotty Fri 03-May-13 17:55:26

Don't forget to include the infamous 'Kate' from the hairdye ad.

Greenshootsandleeves Fri 03-May-13 17:56:48

Oh and that gurning half-witted woman on the perle de lait ad

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 17:57:43

Peg Ill take her husband out with a throat jab.

peggotty Fri 03-May-13 17:57:51

The 'gimme' lady from the Lenor one must be first against the wall though.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 18:01:16

What about kids? That Haribo ad with the bossy girl. Hate her too.

HoppinMad Fri 03-May-13 18:02:28

Oh yes peg that lenor advert makes me clench my teeth and have to bite my tongue to refrain from shouting obscene words at the tv, infront of dc. Its awful. Just awful.

Have to add, i'm actually quite tolerant with other adverts. But that one... shudder ought to be banned.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 18:03:13

Oh and that chocolate one where the girl sings about liking the bfs dad. I'd give her a good shin kicking

JohnSnowsTie Fri 03-May-13 18:09:32

Rachel's Organic ...

"Slip slip to the kitchen..."

Slip slip the fuck off!

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 03-May-13 18:12:34

The tena lady in the shiny red dress and the other tena lady who keeps falling over in front of 'dishy' guy.
However they try to sell it, it only ever makes me think of pee.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 18:14:26

Lady Is the red dress on the one where she is shaking her arse in front people trying to get to her seat? No one goes to a seat like that!

Greenshootsandleeves Fri 03-May-13 18:16:22

yy to the tena woman sashaying in the red dress

imagine if she actually pulled

LadyBeagleEyes Fri 03-May-13 18:26:01

Yes, her sticking her arse in people's faces hmm.
Though the other one is equally annoying as she simpers.

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 18:29:35

If you wiggled that much wouldn't it dislodge the pad/knicker pad and then it would fall to the floor/ her ankles?

zukiecat Fri 03-May-13 18:30:48

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zukiecat Fri 03-May-13 18:31:41

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SuffolkNWhat Fri 03-May-13 18:32:12

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SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 18:32:21

Oh the secret escapes woman! Feel sorry for the husband

SPsYoniTheOneAndOnly Fri 03-May-13 18:32:56

Suffolk No SCS woman goes last so she can see whats going to happen to her

SuffolkNWhat Fri 03-May-13 18:33:53

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Yoghurty Fri 03-May-13 18:35:28

'Gimme' Lenor woman needs to be drowned in a vat of softener. Stat. Count me in.

zukiecat Fri 03-May-13 18:36:17

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racingheart Fri 03-May-13 18:41:00

What about that ghastly man who ignores his dowdy-cardiganed wife in the kitchen until she makes him a cup of instant coffee, then he deigns to give her a hug, nearly treading on her bare feet with his well-shod size 10s. LTB.
Keep them barefoot and in the kitchen, serving you, chaps. We've regressed to the middle ages! That ad has me twitching every time.

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