to love farting

[maddening]

Post op on codeine - totally constipated and unable to "push" due to surgery - god it feels so good to fart.

[MardyBra]

And mine smell so good too...

[BadgersNadgers]

I love it. And sneezing is one of my favourite things.

[maddening]

[elQuintoConyo]

I love letting rip.

When I was heavily pregnant I spent about five minutes walking round a fabric shop dropping one with every step.

Ahh, good times.

[Kasterborous]

I always remember my Granny going upstairs to bed and having a quick fart every time she went up a step! Happy memories.

[maddening]

I know ds is definitely awake for the day when he farts - although just stopped cosleeping so that'll be no more

[Nicole2781]

I'm so glad you posted this!

I will show this thread to my husband as he thinks I'm a tramp for finding farts hilarious.

I also find it hilarious when people fart but have a serious face....especially my 7mo DS! Makes my day!

[BriansBrain]

I enjoy my first thing in the morning one, its so loud and powerful, it reminds me that I am alive

I also look forward to my after work poo at home. I make tea first so it can cool whilst I poo and catch up on MN

[WildThongsHeartString]

Yes, but it is a private pleasure for me. I have never ever managed to do it in front of dh and I'm 49 my bum just automatically seals up in company. Oh but when I'm alone yeeeeehaaa!

[Doubtfuldaphne]

I'm the same! Secret farter :)

[Tapirbackrider]

YANBU

(We have a family contest to see who can fart the loudest )

[LittleMissLucy]

Jesus.

[ComposHat]

ame and my fiance love nothing more than a Sunday morning in bed listening to the Archers and having a trumping competition.

[LittleFeileFooFoo]

Have you found the "fart button" app? it's hilarious! My DH and I spent about 10 minutes laughing hysterically this morning.

[BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM]

when I was in hospital having DS I was lay in post op agony (wind pains, pushing against scar) and it literally was agony to take a deep breath let alone fart (which would have solved the problem)

The woman in the bed next to ne was a day ahead of me and spent all her time farting, big, post-op, glorious, pain relieving farts. I hated that cowbag!

My ensuing trumpage the next day was, without doubt, the most enjoyable few hours of my life to date

[BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM]

oh and as a result of strong antibiotics, well, things ain't exactly pleasantly round Casa Brian...

[ageofgrandillusion]

Ahhhh what a great thread. A few 'rippers' on a morning certainly clears the cobwebs for me. Farts are class.

[recall]

Nicole I too find farts hilarious My friends now call me "Bricks" because I once did such a tremendous fart, one of them thought one of the kids had emptied a bag of wooden bricks onto the floor I fell about when I saw her expression of confusion as she looked round the room.

[recall]

I like to let them slip out slow, and then give them a thrust at the end.

[maddening]

Haha - everyone has cheered me up this morning - looking forward to my Sunday constitutional ;)

[BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM]

you really do get the most bizarre threads on here don't you

[facedontfit]

It's the only pleasure left in my life!

[Jestrin]

DH and I call it playing the parpsichord

[HandMini]

Mmm, yes, nothing nicer than that gentle bottom rumble feeling.

[KatyTheCleaningLady]

I do love a good fart.