that ikea advert just makes me want to go out and buy a gnome

[camilamoran]

The gnomes are so heroic, courageously battling to preserve their culture and way of life. The IKEA couple are so fucking smug.

I'm going to fill my garden with gnomes.

[HelenMumsnet]

[MrsRajeshKoothrappali]

They are, aren't they? Smug gits.

Gnomes are becoming an endangered species now.

'Tis very sad.

:(

[browneyesblue]

My first thought when I saw the ad was "must buy a gnome"

[AtYourCervix]

I love a gnome.

[MrsHiddleston]

Hah! I thought the exact same thing!

[Callofthefishwife]

That couple have never watched the film Gnomeo and uliet - a true love story!!! Who could hate gnomes after that????

[AtYourCervix]

Actually H is a bit gnomish. Bless im.

[browneyesblue]

You need a giant gnome camilamoran

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

i love gnomes. poor things. ill adopt all the ones people dont want love the music to that advert... but i do want to save them all. nasty family!

what have gnomes ever done to deserve such treatment?

[Callofthefishwife]

Gnome lovers can visit The Gnome Reserve It says "Gnome hats are loaned free of charge together with fishing rods, so you don't embarrass the gnomes!"

[camilamoran]

Wow, browneyes.

I think I'll go for lots of little ones.

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

I love the giant gnome!

[YoniRaver]

Oh said this a few days ago, he feels sorry for the gnomes and the dislikes the mad gnome woman

I think he'e crackers meself

[ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets]

There's a giant one in Asda, £20 I think.
It's bigger than my DS and he always laughs when he sees it.

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

dh just said no to a giant gnome

think i might get one next time he's away... or lots of little ones and hide them in places

[RubyGates]

I thought they were a metaphor for zombies

I'd buy a zombie gnome.

[Lj8893]

I love that advert and am certainly going to get myself a garden gnome (not a massive one though haha)

[Maisiemoo13]

I thought I was the only one! I can't help but stop what I'm doing when I hear the music , must start a gnome collection :)

[camilamoran]

People, google zombie gnomes.

[camilamoran]

for instance

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

holy moly! there is no way i would have one of those in my garden!

i really dont handle zombies well

[LaurieFairyCake]

I fucking love gnomes - I had one that mooned that I got in aSecret Santa and I used to point it passive aggressively at the neighbours I didn't like

I've an allotment now, I'm starting a gnome sanctuary

[montage]

The part where one gnome holds half of his fallen brother in each hand and screams soundlessly at them gets me every time. I yearn to dash in with a good ceramic glue and perform adhesive surgery.

[harbinger]

MIL lives near a school and has a beautiful front garden. Bedding plants and hanging baskets (usually get nicked). She started putting a few gnomes out to amuse the children.

Then they started giving her their toys to put in the garden...........

There are gnomes, Bart, Minnie, Winnie the pooh etc.

Till the yobs trash again

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

i had one that had a solar powered little lantern. was the cutest thing... till dh broke his lamp

my nan was ones given a farting one a few years ago. used to make the dog jump each time he wandered past