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To want to shout Fuck Off at a number of things/people...

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards Thu 25-Apr-13 21:03:57

Specifically massive twat at work
Adorable small children who have contributed massively to said tiredness
Current education policy
The arsehole who blocked my car this morning

There will be more. It is this or crying, a lot.

catgirl1976 Thu 25-Apr-13 21:06:47

Do you work at my work?

I often want to shout 'fuck off' at it

And we have a massive twat there.

LetMeAtTheWine Thu 25-Apr-13 21:10:46

We have a massive twat at our place too. I also want to join in shouting 'fuck off'. And also at my husbands work as they also piss me off.

Finola1step Thu 25-Apr-13 21:10:54

My work twat's bigger that your work twat.

LetMeAtTheWine Thu 25-Apr-13 21:12:07

Perhaps I should say 'also' one more time in case it wasn't included enough in my first post. shock

LalyRawr Thu 25-Apr-13 21:12:31

I don't have a twat at work, which is making me think I might be the twat hmm

Or that I'm just lucky.

I'll go with the latter.


twinklesparkles Thu 25-Apr-13 21:14:13

You want to shout fuck off at your adorable small children??

Erm, maybe you should just shout it at the others instead grin

NorthernLurker Thu 25-Apr-13 21:15:03

Oh me too. Specific massive number of twats at my work. And a twattish procedure. And a twattish IT system. And some other stuff.

I'm really tired, I've got my period and had nothing to eat yet.

Taffeta Thu 25-Apr-13 21:15:40

I'd like to shout fuck off today at

Stupid database they didn't pay enough for at work so it's shiiiiiit
Virus that has hold of DD
Sunshine taunting me, unable to go out in garden due to above

NorthernLurker Thu 25-Apr-13 21:17:16

Taffetta - ours is shite too but I think we have paid rather a lot for it.

Nelly000 Thu 25-Apr-13 21:18:35


If you're going to shout 'fuck off' you may as well qualify it.

'Fuck off you cunting fucking cunt' will just about cover how I feel about two people I work with this week.

Taffeta Thu 25-Apr-13 21:20:06

Judging by its efficiency, I'm guessing ours cost £3.76. Approx.

catgirl1976 Thu 25-Apr-13 21:20:09

May I shout;

"Fuck off you massive twat and take your fucking stupid twattish ideas with you. And don't come back. Just keep fucking off for ever and ever. And then fuck off a bit more. Asshat."

I feel a bit better now

Gerrof Thu 25-Apr-13 21:22:00

Fuck off to the baby seagull nesting near here which is squawking all the day long and starts really early in the morning.

The magpies can fuck off as well.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Thu 25-Apr-13 21:22:17

Believe me twinkle - as they arrive in my bed at 3am then yes, I do want to shout fuck off.

Last night I fucked off and slept in one of their beds instead.

looselegs Thu 25-Apr-13 21:23:32

"Use your fucking indicators you fucking twat" is what i would like to shout at the amount of fucking twats that keep forgetting that their fucking cars actually have them!!
Thank you

BlackeyedSusan Thu 25-Apr-13 21:24:23

I thought twats were standard issue in any workplace. (even sahm get to deal with twats, either in someone elses workplace or their own, though not usually the shorter ones, wink )

unfortunately i am having to deal with people who think my brain fell out, possibly at the point I gve birth because "sahm are obviously as thick as planks"

nenevomito Thu 25-Apr-13 21:24:36

Did someone say Work Twat. I have one of those at the moment.

<seethes quietly>

StuffezLaYoni Thu 25-Apr-13 21:26:04

I had to pull over for ten minutes today as I shouted a loud FUCK OFF at a van today, before realising he was our caterer en route to make a delivery to my school. Didn't dare arrive at the same time as him...

TulipsAndWings Thu 25-Apr-13 21:26:08

YABU to want to shout fuck off at your adorable children. Just smile sweetly, walk into another room and perform a dance of two fingered salutes in their general direction.

Can I join in with the general "fuck off" and say it at my cat who won't stop begging for food all the time, tripping me up every time I go in the kitchen.

NorthernLurker Thu 25-Apr-13 21:27:01

Most of my colleagues seem to believe in fairies. As in the Fairy who comes along and sorts something out. Without knowing about or being told about it, just sorts it out.

What do you think my job title is? Yup apparently it's 'Fairy for everybody'

'How can I do that if I wasn't told it needed doing by the person whose job it was to tell me' is my near constant refrain.

LunaticFringe Thu 25-Apr-13 21:33:38

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Thu 25-Apr-13 21:41:46

extended family twats?

interfering fucking wankers who don't have a clue about how dementia works and take the paranoid rantings of my ill nan as truth and keep reporting innocent family members (to SS) who have done nothing more than break their backs (and spirits) caring for nan.

Thankfully SS know the truth.

Not that it matters because apparently nan's dementia is in remission angry (not according to her psychiatrist.



BrianCoxandTheTempleofDOOM Thu 25-Apr-13 21:43:25


sorry, never talk about it and posted in anger after yet more provocation sad

Finola1step Thu 25-Apr-13 21:44:27

Ooh yes. My work twat is leaving too. After 7 long twatting years, I have seen her off! Or have I simply out twatted queen twat?

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