for joining up to mumsnet after its media bashing

[NoSuchFairytale]

Mumsnet seems to constantly be having a bashing in the media so I thought I'd come and see what all the fuss is about. Are you all cackling o'l know it all witches and woman scorned doing voodoo dances naked?

Should I run for the hills?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Fuck off. Not really have a cup of and a

Welcome. It's like Hotel California, you will never leave.

[saycheeeeeese]

No but you will have to sell your soul to us

[Gerrof]

Lol at fuck off.

I also joined at a time when mumsne was in the media spotlight getting slagged off. That was 6 years ago.

Welcome btw.

[livinginwonderland]

no, but be warned, you shall never leave now!

[saycheeeeeese]

If you have a partner prepare then to be ignored in tbe evening while you read active threads. My DH hates MN for this reason prepare your kids for being a little bit neglected too

[OneToThree]

It's highly addictive.

[sleepyhead]

I also joined during the rockets into Lebanon period, and never returned to Babycentre.

I wonder if the Daily Mail realises that they're effectively running a MN recruitment drive?

[NoSuchFairytale]

Cheers all. No naked voodoo dances and witchcraft?? Bugger! I was looking forward to that!

[usualsuspect]

Bliley,straight into AIBU. Respect.

[usualsuspect]

Blimey not Billey. Fucking kindle

[MrsTerryPratchett]

I'm cold, can I put my clothes back on?

[Tiredmumno1]

Hello fairytale, I suppose us lot are ok

[Southsearocks]

Voodoo and witchcraft can be arranged.....

[quoteunquote]

NoSuchFairytale

Please send your joining fee (£48 a month , £12,823 life time membership) to account number Quoteunquote, 4258394 sort code 1292 Royal Bank of Scotland, the mound Edinburgh.

thanks.

[Tiredmumno1]

Quote

[Tiredmumno1]

I didn't realise mrsterry was naked, yes put your bloody clothes back on

[NoSuchFairytale]

I'm skint quote but I can send my kids over. Child labour and all that...

[MrsTerryPratchett]

That's a relief.

[quoteunquote]

Tiredmumno1

Your fees are over due so wipe that smile off your face.

[Tiredmumno1]

Ha damn it I thought I had floated under the radar after all these years here well that's just typical, can I pay you with and quote

[Badvoc]

We are Borg.
:)

[FoundAChopinLizt]

Hi op

Welcome. It's good you have come to join our cult sect community. Of your own free will.

Sign here, please.
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Hmmm. Intriguing nickname. Are you just a natural cynic or has your life so far been 'just one bloody thing after another' as Churchill apparently said? Either way, you'll fit right in.

[OliviaMMumsnet]

@NoSuchFairytale

Cheers all. No naked voodoo dances and witchcraft?? Bugger! I was looking forward to that!

There is usually gin if that helps.

[Tiredmumno1]

Oooo quick Olivia is passing round the gin, don't want to miss this