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NoSuchFairytale Wed 24-Apr-13 21:27:25

Mumsnet seems to constantly be having a bashing in the media so I thought I'd come and see what all the fuss is about. Are you all cackling o'l know it all witches and woman scorned doing voodoo dances naked? wink

Should I run for the hills? grin

MrsTerryPratchett Wed 24-Apr-13 21:28:33

Fuck off. Not really have a cup of brew and a biscuit

Welcome. It's like Hotel California, you will never leave.

saycheeeeeese Wed 24-Apr-13 21:29:28

No but you will have to sell your soul to us grin

Gerrof Wed 24-Apr-13 21:30:53

Lol at fuck off.

I also joined at a time when mumsne was in the media spotlight getting slagged off. That was 6 years ago.

Welcome btw.

livinginwonderland Wed 24-Apr-13 21:31:34

no, but be warned, you shall never leave now!

saycheeeeeese Wed 24-Apr-13 21:33:18

If you have a partner prepare then to be ignored in tbe evening while you read active threads. My DH hates MN for this reason prepare your kids for being a little bit neglected too

OneToThree Wed 24-Apr-13 21:33:40

It's highly addictive.

sleepyhead Wed 24-Apr-13 21:33:43

I also joined during the rockets into Lebanon period, and never returned to Babycentre.

I wonder if the Daily Mail realises that they're effectively running a MN recruitment drive?

NoSuchFairytale Wed 24-Apr-13 21:33:53

Cheers all. No naked voodoo dances and witchcraft?? Bugger! I was looking forward to that! wink

usualsuspect Wed 24-Apr-13 21:34:02

Bliley,straight into AIBU. Respect.

usualsuspect Wed 24-Apr-13 21:34:46

Blimey not Billey. Fucking kindle

MrsTerryPratchett Wed 24-Apr-13 21:36:44

<Strips and runs around chanting naked>

I'm cold, can I put my clothes back on?

Tiredmumno1 Wed 24-Apr-13 21:37:24

Hello fairytale, I suppose us lot are ok grin

<passes usual a brew or wine?> smile

Southsearocks Wed 24-Apr-13 21:38:24

Voodoo and witchcraft can be arranged.....

quoteunquote Wed 24-Apr-13 21:38:40

NoSuchFairytale

Please send your joining fee (£48 a month , £12,823 life time membership) to account number Quoteunquote, 4258394 sort code 1292 Royal Bank of Scotland, the mound Edinburgh.

thanks.

Tiredmumno1 Wed 24-Apr-13 21:39:31

grin Quote

Tiredmumno1 Wed 24-Apr-13 21:41:44

I didn't realise mrsterry was naked, yes put your bloody clothes back on

<tuts> grin

Maryz Wed 24-Apr-13 21:42:53

bloody hell shock

I have just googled naked hula dancers instead of naked voodoo dancers. I must update my security settings

<bleaches eyes>

NoSuchFairytale Wed 24-Apr-13 21:43:06

I'm skint quote but I can send my kids over. Child labour and all that...

MrsTerryPratchett Wed 24-Apr-13 21:43:40

<Hoiks bosoms back into boulder holder>

That's a relief.

quoteunquote Wed 24-Apr-13 21:45:04

Tiredmumno1

Your fees are over due so wipe that smile off your face.

Tiredmumno1 Wed 24-Apr-13 21:47:21

Ha damn it I thought I had floated under the radar after all these years here grin well that's just typical, can I pay you with biscuit brew wine and thanks quote smile

Badvoc Wed 24-Apr-13 21:49:17

We are Borg.
smile

FoundAChopinLizt Wed 24-Apr-13 21:49:33

Hi op

Welcome. It's good you have come to join our cult sect community. Of your own free will.

Sign here, please.
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Hmmm. Intriguing nickname. Are you just a natural cynic or has your life so far been 'just one bloody thing after another' as Churchill apparently said? Either way, you'll fit right in.

OliviaMMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 24-Apr-13 21:50:16

NoSuchFairytale

Cheers all. No naked voodoo dances and witchcraft?? Bugger! I was looking forward to that! wink

There is usually gin if that helps.

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