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to think my dh has lost the plot?

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Fairylea Fri 12-Apr-13 20:05:13

He spends all day in the bloody garden shed talking to veggies. Once a day he even takes one on a little mission. He sings about their expeditions!

I am sure he has developed incontinence as he incessantly talks about "tiddlers".

I'm really worried about him. He's currently singing to the veggies and bedding them down for the night.

I'm going to have to sort him out aren't I?

pictish Fri 12-Apr-13 20:05:46

I'll sort him out. Right out.

picnicbasketcase Fri 12-Apr-13 20:06:32

I bet he looks nice in a hat though.

CheckpointCharlie Fri 12-Apr-13 20:06:43


ShadowStorm Fri 12-Apr-13 20:06:58

Are you really Mrs Bloom?

Annunziata Fri 12-Apr-13 20:08:02

Is that you Camilla?

Fairylea Fri 12-Apr-13 20:09:39

Perhaps if I wave my yoni at him it might distract him from his compo machine?


MrsKoala Fri 12-Apr-13 20:09:47

i'd be more worried about all the SAHM's lusting after him if i were you! wink

Fairylea Fri 12-Apr-13 20:13:44

Do they really??

I'm going to hold Raymond and Colin hostage until he burns the shed down.

CouthySaysEatChoccyEggs Fri 12-Apr-13 20:26:36

Ugh. I bet he has dirty nails. I wouldn't want dirty nails near my Yoni...wink

scarletforya Fri 12-Apr-13 20:31:48

Yeh, yeh! but, y' I would! blush grin

whistles...goodnight veggies! sleep tight veggies!

Fairylea Fri 12-Apr-13 20:41:03

Don't encourage him.

He's a very dirty man.

Very dirty indeed.

scarletforya Fri 12-Apr-13 20:44:46

Yeh, just what I suspected all along. hmm Compsterium work. Filthy.

Throughgrittedteeth Fri 12-Apr-13 21:43:32

He can bed me down for the night grin

happyyonisleepyyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 22:37:11

He's got a lovely narrow

happyyonisleepyyoni Fri 12-Apr-13 22:37:46

Marrow ffs autocorrect!

headlesslambrini Fri 12-Apr-13 22:45:02

So he nutures them along, then he is going to cut them and boil them up to eat shock just make sure you dont overdo the fake tan and look orange - thats all i am saying! <nods>

OhDearNigel Sat 13-Apr-13 00:19:18

mmmmmmmmmm Mr Bloom. I'd forgotten about him.....

HoppinMad Sat 13-Apr-13 00:41:51

Are you sure hes talking to the veggies and not the mn stalking sahms hiding in the shed?

Fairylea Sat 13-Apr-13 13:56:13

Maybe. smile

Well I've just had Colin for lunch so that's one down.


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