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tomorrow is my birthday and now all I want is a Yoni massage...i

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TheYoniWayIsHull Thu 11-Apr-13 10:22:54

Wibu to ask dp.for 80 quid and a lift to hull?

catgirl1976 Thu 11-Apr-13 10:24:39



I understand it will be very spiritual and and a bit moist smile

xigris Thu 11-Apr-13 10:28:05

YNBU. You deserve it! Call 0898 BRIAN. Happy Birthday!

innermuddle Thu 11-Apr-13 10:30:43

What is a yoni massage? I think you should have one :D

Pilfette Thu 11-Apr-13 10:31:35

Great name grin I'm so sad all the good ones are now taken!

whattodoo Thu 11-Apr-13 10:32:46

Hey! It's my birthday tomorrow too - maybe Brian will do a BOGOF for us?

YoniFoolsAndHorses Thu 11-Apr-13 10:35:23

I fancy an unbirthday present to myself. I deserve it!

TheYoniWayIsHull Thu 11-Apr-13 10:36:54

Maybe whattodo, what a deal that would be!

I hear my partner can watch so its a gift for him too?

ChestyNut Thu 11-Apr-13 10:36:57

I have a relative named Brian in hull shock

Happy birthday for tommorow to you and your yoni!

purplewithred Thu 11-Apr-13 10:39:51

I always get a Yoni massage on my birthday. DP is a very respectful and harmonious practitioner and worships me with his discrete joy and wonder. wink

fromparistoberlin Thu 11-Apr-13 11:43:12

yoni massges make me puke a little bit

due to reading some very weird shit on craiglist

itll make u come like the clappers though

Titsalinabumsquash Thu 11-Apr-13 11:45:14

Screw birthday treat, your yoni needs.. no DEMANDS an £80 Brian special, take your DP too, it will be romantical. grin

dexter73 Thu 11-Apr-13 11:45:15

If your dp is giving you a lift he will be able to come in and watch - what a treat for him and you (and Brian!).

BookieMonsterYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 11:47:00

Nothing says Happy Birthday quite like a happy yoni.

RubyrooUK Thu 11-Apr-13 11:47:08

Oh no(ni) I bet you have guessed your DP's surprise now!

TheYoniWayIsHull Thu 11-Apr-13 11:57:39

Wow a unanamous Yanbu then? My yoni is all smiley nowni.

tungthai Thu 11-Apr-13 12:14:55

Google Yoni massage in Bali. They offer extra services that makes Hull look a little dull.

Fallenangle Thu 11-Apr-13 12:20:44

YONI being unreasonable

noisytoys Thu 11-Apr-13 12:22:07

YANBU. Your DH can watch too a present for you, DH and yoni grin

TheFallenNinja Thu 11-Apr-13 12:22:31

I always thought Hull was quite industrial. Perhaps there interpretation of a YONI involves a welders glove and some chip fat.

OxfordBags Thu 11-Apr-13 12:23:35

YANBU. Only, don't forget to pronounce it 'yerni' to fit in with the locals. It's good to respect their customs and language.

SauvignonBlanche Thu 11-Apr-13 12:24:06

Oi, it's my birthday today so I get to go first!

elQuintoConyo Thu 11-Apr-13 12:24:52

A Happy Yoni is a Happy Birthday indeed!
Am on phone, can't namechange to FeelingYoniinaCrowd sad

TheYoniWayIsHull Thu 11-Apr-13 15:23:02

I namechanged on my phone, there is a button next to inbox to take you to the desktop site.

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