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To want to do the sex with Russell Brand?

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D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:22:02

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TheCatIsUpTheDuff Wed 10-Apr-13 21:23:04

It would be amazing, but he would give you diseases.

Binkybix Wed 10-Apr-13 21:23:47

Yuck. Not for me. Too far up his own arse and self indulgent.

QueenCuntyChops Wed 10-Apr-13 21:23:49

He would need two showers first.

And a hair brush.

But yeah, then, I'd ride him until his ears bled.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:23:58

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D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:24:31

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Binkybix Wed 10-Apr-13 21:24:51

Or maybe if he wasn't allowed to talk to me.

daveydavidson Wed 10-Apr-13 21:24:51

YANBU. He is beautiful and he loves animals. I said to DP the other day i'd love to be friends with him. He has such a perfect balance of intelligence and light hearted funniness smile

Love how in all his films he plays himself though:

Arthur - Russell Brand if he was born a millionaire...
Get him to the Greek - Russell Brand if he was a rock star...

CognitiveOverload Wed 10-Apr-13 21:25:06

Was going to say you'd need to bath him first...but queen has already covered it smile

HollyBerryBush Wed 10-Apr-13 21:25:25

According to one of his ex beaus, he doesn't wash much and his undies have skidders.

You're welcome to him

HildaOgden Wed 10-Apr-13 21:27:24

I'd actually say he's a bit shit,nobody seems too heartbroken when they spilt with him wink

I'd need a big bottle of dettol,and an even bigger bottle of vodka before I'd go there grin

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:27:43

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WorriedMummy73 Wed 10-Apr-13 21:28:11

Eeeeeew. Not this again! His face is all potatoey! Yuck yuck yuck.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:28:19

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HollyBerryBush Wed 10-Apr-13 21:28:27

He's grim, he doesn't even look like a man.

D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:31:05

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ChompieMum Wed 10-Apr-13 21:31:14

He is very very fit and clever too. All Captain Jack Sparrow who is also fit (but then he is Johnny Depp).

badtime Wed 10-Apr-13 21:31:29



D0G Wed 10-Apr-13 21:33:11

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AnyFucker Wed 10-Apr-13 21:33:26

I prefer HullDad myself. He's really got my Yoni revving.

FreudiansSlipper Wed 10-Apr-13 21:33:27

He is beautiful, funny and very intelligent

glad he has gone back to his scruffy arty just had sex and ready again look since splitting with whatever her name is

thebody Wed 10-Apr-13 21:33:36

Think he fell in love with himself at an early age and is still smitten.

Yeuk yeuk.

specialsubject Wed 10-Apr-13 21:34:18

a childish, not very talented bully with a history of substance abuse?

each to their own.

Mrcrumpswife Wed 10-Apr-13 21:34:31

There are times when i wish Mnet had a like button DOG gringringrin

Twentytotwo Wed 10-Apr-13 21:35:29

I don't find him that eloquent.

He reminds me of an ex who was a self obsessed arsehole. He was also smooth enough that you didn't really care that everything he said was bollocks. He had eyes you could drown in and was very, very good in bed.

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