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to send dd to N Korea?

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SatsukiKusukabe Tue 09-Apr-13 16:51:50

Just I feel like she could sort out this Kim Jong Un guy, no problem.

She's 2 and regularly brings me and dh to tears through methods of combined sleep torture emotional anguish and frequently white noise torture.

As Dennis Rodman seems to be up to the job do you think I would be unreasonable?

SatsukiKusukabe Tue 09-Apr-13 16:52:16

*to not be up to the job

CSIJanner Tue 09-Apr-13 16:53:25

I've got a four year old that could cover the rear, pelting with various hard Disney characters rthat can catch you right on the bridge of your nose.

SatsukiKusukabe Tue 09-Apr-13 16:57:20

Ok it's good to have a hard man, is she/he adept at throwing tiny foot piercing legos on the floor?

CSIJanner Tue 09-Apr-13 16:59:19

Tiny ones - the ones that just get you on the soft undersole of the foot?

Yep - to an art!

KatyTheCleaningLady Tue 09-Apr-13 17:00:27

I've got an 8-year-old that can do the interrogations. He'll ask impertinent questions and bring the man to his knees.

Ujjayi Tue 09-Apr-13 17:02:28

I've got a 12 year old that will provide the mean & moody mental torture.

kinkyfuckery Tue 09-Apr-13 17:02:44

I have two DC that can cause torture by the constant ability to Never-Shut-The-Fuck-Up! I'll toss them in.

HungryClocksGoBackFourSeconds Tue 09-Apr-13 17:06:22

My two year old likes to pick her bogies and force feed them to other people shock that'll do him in for sure!

SatsukiKusukabe Tue 09-Apr-13 17:07:19

I think we've got an A team here!

CSIJanner Tue 09-Apr-13 17:07:52

Now who can fly the plane?

DangerousBeanz Tue 09-Apr-13 17:17:27

My three year old knows everything else so I wouldn't put it past her... She'll drive--them all mad--

babybarrister Tue 09-Apr-13 17:17:37

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

skratta Tue 09-Apr-13 17:21:15

Can I volunteer my DTDs. They are nearly 14, in the grips of teenage hormonal madness, both have boyfriends (and I have to out down strict rules about different rooms when they come over because different beds is a lot harder to check) and both have PMT at around the same time. They can annoy him with all of that, non stop bickering, flouncing out whenever you say a word, arguing that the sky is purple as long as they win, and the ability to spend hours in their room, supposedly cleaning it, and come out...with a room still, miraculously, like a bomb site!

It's been a LONG day.

skratta Tue 09-Apr-13 17:22:12

Ah, and both are in Air Cadets (I really don't like them being in Ti, but they like Scouts and stuff too and they love all of the Air Cadet training things). That counts for the plane!

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