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To declare today National Cunt Day

(33 Posts)
Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 10:46:11

In protest at MN censoring the title of my post.
Do you have a cunt?
Is DP DH behaving like a cunt?
Or a colleague?
Or other relative?
Do you want to shout cunt at any D Mail journos, especially a particular female one?
Or do you want to fling open the doors and shout this is a free democratic cuntry sic and I want to call someone a cunt I cunting well will?

YouTheCat Mon 08-Apr-13 10:47:43

You've been censored! shock

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 10:51:35

Yup cos I called Liz Jones...

YouTheCat Mon 08-Apr-13 10:52:16

But she is!

LibertineLover Mon 08-Apr-13 10:54:07

My DS chicken pox spots are all cunts.

FairyJen Mon 08-Apr-13 10:54:48

Liz jones is a
c omplete numpty
u nder normal circs we would ignore
n ot that its easy to do
t hat

That's how you do it wink

SirBoobAlot Mon 08-Apr-13 10:55:08

I have a cunt.

And my next door neighbors are racist cunts.

And it's cunting cold today.

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 10:56:32

Proclaim to the free world what is cunty around you today!

SuffolkNWhat Mon 08-Apr-13 10:58:04

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 11:02:00

And today we shall sing Lord Neil of Young "Keep on Cunting in the Free World"

almostanotherday Mon 08-Apr-13 11:13:19

One of my DS is in hospital and that's a cunt. im feeling a useless cunt while he in having a op and I can't do anything.

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 11:15:19

Thinking of you almost. Hope DS makes a good recovery x

Nombrechanger Mon 08-Apr-13 11:18:06

I have a large flappy cunt that resembles a badly wrapped kebab.

The man who nearly crashed into me because he was texting in his car is a cunt.

MTSgroupie Mon 08-Apr-13 11:22:16

Sorry OP but you sound like a bit of a cunt yourself.

VinegarTits Mon 08-Apr-13 11:23:34

i have a cunting cough

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 11:23:55

MTS: it takes a cunt to know a cunt.
Thank you for feeding my ego and cunt with your kind wishes.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 08-Apr-13 12:04:18


We're sorry Chockyeggpants that you're not happy with us editing the title of your Liz Jones thread. And, in fairness, it would have been more polite of us to have mailed you when we did so, as well as posting on the thread. Apols for that.

But we're happy to explain again here.

As we hope you all know, we don't delete/censor bad language as a rule but we will, on occasion, remove stuff that we think is particularly beyond the pale.

So, while we have no problems with people criticising Liz Jones' writings in the strongest and sweariest of terms, we did think attacking her personally in those terms was a bit much - particularly in a thread title.

As we have often posted before, we always tend to have a slightly lower threshold for "beyond the paleness" in thread titles than in individual posts, simply because the thread title is so much more out there - and visible to folks who haven't even clicked on the thread.

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 12:17:01

Thanks for apologising on MNs behalf, Helen.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Mon 08-Apr-13 13:09:37

That puts a downer on the thread I was about to start about Thatcher then.

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 13:34:06

Oh it's still National Cunt Day! So vent away in a cunty stylee....

LadyMountbatten Mon 08-Apr-13 13:34:35

oh you are SO BIG and clever

makingdoo Mon 08-Apr-13 13:38:38

Everyone's a CUNT today. Colleagues, boss, customers, my family, DHs bosses, the person in my town that won the lottery on Saturday and hasn't come forward to share it with me!

CUNTS!! The lot of them.

I'm currently in my lunch break, hiding in my car away from all the cunts. Phew!

Chockyeggpants Mon 08-Apr-13 13:54:12

LadyMount. Big sadly not, I'm quite short. Clever? Yup. Degree in law.

Feminine Mon 08-Apr-13 14:00:33

You may have been able to apply yourself to your law studies op, however nothing here indicates cleverness I'm afraid!

xigris Mon 08-Apr-13 14:04:14

I am cuntingly exhausted after being up most of the cunting night. My neighbour is also a cunt for parking like a twat ( thought I'd inject a bit of variety into my ranting)

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