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TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:34:46

And I need a new one.

I'm having a lie down.

DDs and DH are watching a filum.

I neeed a cup of tea and some tablet.

I have asked nicely and nobody will fetch me it.

They are all rubbish and I hate them all.

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:36:46

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggfh.

teaandcakesagoodmummakes Sun 07-Apr-13 14:47:16

Maybe a little harsh to say they are crap? Are you ill then OP?hmm

furbaby Sun 07-Apr-13 14:50:07

Maybe you could try a family swap on ebay ..... can, t swap mine as all left home and living there own lives Yesssssss smile

SirBoobAlot Sun 07-Apr-13 14:50:26

What meanies.

Do you have Man Flu?

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:52:07

Not ill. Just having a lie down.

What's the point of teenagers if not to wait on their mother?

Where's My Tea????

LRDtheFeministDragon Sun 07-Apr-13 14:52:39

They didn't offer to make the tablet from scratch too? shock

Bastards.

DH has steadfastly failed to exert his telepathic powers and offer to make me a coffee. I'm going to have to heave myself off the sofa and do it myself soon. sad

TidyDancer Sun 07-Apr-13 14:53:22

Why do you need a tablet if you're not ill?!

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:53:53

Oh. Hang on. I hear the kettle......

ImperialBlether Sun 07-Apr-13 14:53:55

Order some boarding school brochures and leave them lying around the house.

isitsnowingyet Sun 07-Apr-13 14:55:58

tidydancer Tablet is a form of sweet cake thingie that I believe Taggie makes herslef

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:56:30

Not a tablet.

Tablet. Food of the gods. Manna from heaven.
I made it yesterday. I is supremely delicious. And I must have a chunk with my forthcoming tea.

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:57:31

Teenager approaching.......

GlaikitFizzog Sun 07-Apr-13 14:58:02

There is still some left Taggie! Kudos to your will power!

I live for the dat ds is old enough to make me coffee! I've even gout one of those tefL hot water thingies so he does have to lift the big heavy kettle!

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:58:37

Aaaaaaah.

Tea and Tanlet.

Oh yes.

I'll keep that teenager. The other one is still rubbish.

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 14:59:26

Tablet.

Oh yum.

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 15:00:52

Nap time now.

I love sunday afternoons.

GlaikitFizzog Sun 07-Apr-13 15:02:34

<backs away and leaves Taggie to her tablet induced "happy time> wink

sjupes Sun 07-Apr-13 15:06:10

Damn you lot and tablet - i can't make it, i have no lovely rellies who can, my best friends mum can but it's only once in a blue moon and shop bought isn't the saaaaaame as home made yummy stuff sad grin

pinkyponk67 Sun 07-Apr-13 15:06:15

Think ill stick to the diazepam for tablet induced happy times ...

ChairmanWow Sun 07-Apr-13 15:10:46

Evil Sunday afternoon post. My two are 2 y o and 11 days old. It is many years before tea 'n' tablet skills will be developed but I now want tablet. You've put me in a sulk now. angry

isitsnowingyet Sun 07-Apr-13 15:12:07

taggie if you're not asleep yet, could you please jot down the ingredients of this wonder food tablet to share with the rest of us. [does involve condensed milk and sugar?}

TaggieCampbellBlack Sun 07-Apr-13 15:19:50

On phoe so can't do links. But I've just bumped freddiemisagreatshag's most excellent Tablet thread. It's on chat.

isitsnowingyet Sun 07-Apr-13 15:20:59

Great - I'll have a nosey

MrsBombastic Sun 07-Apr-13 15:23:19

Good point....

<shouts loudly> Teenagers, get my tea!

Nope, nothing. sad

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