To be struggling with having long nails?

[hiddenhome]

When I say 'long' I don't mean very long I just mean quite a bit longer than my usually bitten down to the bone nails

How do you:

Clean your ears - gooey
Wash your bottom - scratchy
Remove your mooncup - scary
Pick your nose - annoying

Life just isn't the same.

AIBU to be struggling like this?

[mumblecrumble]

Agree.... have grown mine for sisters wedding on Monday. Ditto with hair. Driving me up the bloody wall....

[TigOldBitties]

You'll get used to them. My SIL has nails like these and lives a perfectly normal life doing most of the things you've listed.

[ToysRLuv]

hiddenhome: I know exactly how you feel.

When I have long nails I feel almost disabled (in a tiny little non-serious way). Like I would if I tired to do things around the house walking on stilts.

Ripped my acrylics off very soon after they were put on for my wedding. Ooh.. sweet freedom!!!!!

[BOF]

Tip: use a flannel to wash your arse

[Selks]

Long nails do make doing things difficult; that is why upper class ladies had them in days gone by, to show that they did not have to do any menial work - they had servants to do it for them.

You don't have to have long nails; I don't, out of choice.

[BeribbonedGibbon]

Is this a joke?