AIBU to think David Cameron should fuck off back to England with his £20bn in trident

[SodaStreamy]

So David Cameron comes to Scotland ,,,,,here have some more nuclear weapons ...

David Cameron if you want Trident ......have it in England ...Scotland has been oppressed to it from the start

[YouTheCat]

We don't bloody want him either.

I think Camoron has a fucking cheek with his £20 billion trident when his cronies are making so many cuts to benefits and jobs.

I hope he shoves it where the sun doesn't shine.

[SodaStreamy]

does make you wonder if he had he scheduled visit to Glasgow prior to the North Korea threat

[LiftWantedAroundTheWorld]

I'm in England and I don't want fucking Trident either

[ReturnOfEmeraldGreen]

Cameron needs to stay at home, he is damaging the Union by going up there. Salmond wants to debate Cameron instead of Darling on TV, so I heard, wonder why

[YouTheCat]

We need somewhere to offload Cameron. And the rest.

Do you think they'd fall for a fact finding mission to North Korea?

[OrangeLily]

I'm in Scotland and I don't mind, they are already here and have been for a long time!!

[M0naLisa]

What's trident?

[ComposHat]

Can't they put Cameron on a long tour on one of the Trident subs? Preferably one with a leaky reactor, but just six months without the shiny faced cunt would be a blessed relief.

He might even enjoy it, all the chaps together and rogering each other senseless would remind him of Eton.

[YouTheCat]

Exactly, ComposHat.

Then we could all move and not tell him where.

[leavesalmondoutofit]

I would like to thank Mr Cameron for backing the yes campaign for Scottish Independence. He can come back and talk drivel as often as he likes. He was very good at reminding the public why we need to shed the current parliamentary set up.

[YouTheCat]

I wish I could move to Scotland. I'm not that far away.

[ComposHat]

Do it, I did and never looked back, my arteries might be furrier and my life expectancy cut by a decade, but it is great place to live (until mid-winter that is.)

[YouTheCat]

I'm in the North East anyway.

[ComposHat]

So like living in Scotland but without the free prescriptions and orange cheddar?

[SofaKing]

He does definitely make a good case for Scottish independence.

I am worried however that if we get independence we will immediately go to war over who doesn't have to take custody of David Cameron.

I haven't read his pro-trident blather, but I'm intrigued to know why we need nuclear subs to defend against Iran and North Korea, which although they have nuclear weapons have no rockets big enough to fire them near us. I also wonder how we are going to sail a sub into Iran in retaliation anyway.

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

It doesn't matter where they fire the nuclear weapons, it will have a knock on effect around the world. Much food stuff is imported from abroad. I would prefer it not to glow in the dark.

[fedupofnamechanging]

If Scotland goes for full independence, and England keeps Trident, the Scots will benefit from its deterrent effect due to their proximity to England. without actually having to pay for it. Therefore Salmond can afford his anti Trident rhetoric.