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AIBU?

to want to stroke hair, fluff clouds and smooth sunbeams

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:08

Too much nonsense on here at the moment, come and hide here and share some love.

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KnockKnockKnockPenny · 03/04/2013 18:10

Have a scone, fresh out of the oven. I have jam, butter or cream. I care not a jot how you pronounce scone.

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:10

((sprinkles fairydust))

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:11

You can spread some of my homemade lemon curd on your yummy scones.

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MushroomSoup · 03/04/2013 18:12

I'll give you kittens, silk ribbons and a freshly brewed pot of tea. Sit down!

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:12

((strokes hair))

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Binkyridesagain · 03/04/2013 18:15

Can we sing? 'My favourite things' from the sound of music could be a good one to start us off. You can be Julie Andrews if your want.

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:17

oooo do I get to stand in top of a mountain and sing.....

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Binkyridesagain · 03/04/2013 18:18

IF that's your 'thing' go for it. Grin

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EarnestDullard · 03/04/2013 18:18

I don't need hair-stroking, but would you like to help put my DD1 to bed? She's 3yo and she got up 4 times to "use the potty" at bedtime last night. She finally went to sleep about 11pm Hmm

And I'll have a scone (pr. scawn, jam then whipped cream on top fwiw), since you're offering :)

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eggerlicious · 03/04/2013 18:20

I have lots and lots of biscuits....

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:20

sorry lovely though she is I will pass on the 3 year old....thanks for the offer :)

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EarnestDullard · 03/04/2013 18:21

Oh well, no harm in asking Grin

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Salmotrutta · 03/04/2013 18:21

Ill have a sunbeam if you've got one spare?

Bloomin' freezing here...

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:23

we have lots of sunbeams here....and a biting wind..

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UnChartered · 03/04/2013 18:24


and have just brought some mini blueberry crumbles out of the oven if there's no scones left
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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:26

yum yum

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sensesworkingovertime · 03/04/2013 18:28

Chocolate with tea Brew chocolate with wine Wine, chocolate all over Daniel Craig.......

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:30

It's batshit on here at the moment just want a naice thread :)

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TotallyBursar · 03/04/2013 18:34

Ooh blueberry crumbles.
How I can even contemplate them after the hideous chocolate consumption today I know not but they sound delicious.

I have some mini eggs to sprinkle liberally to all just ignore any that may have been sucked by the toddler & put back sprinkle, sprinkle.

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justpaddling · 03/04/2013 18:34

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redlac · 03/04/2013 18:34

I hate cream on a scone can I still join in?

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 03/04/2013 18:36

omg chocolate covered Daniel Craig
((dribbles))

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sensesworkingovertime · 03/04/2013 18:37

My DD got batshit on her at zoo once Hobs....oops sorry, that's another thread probably.

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MushroomSoup · 03/04/2013 18:47

I'll take on the 3 year old. I'm like Mary Poppins crossed with Jo Frost.

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fluffywhitekittens · 03/04/2013 18:51

I think my name says it all :)

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