To ask what the funniest words you have written with hands in the wrong place n the keyboard?

[eggerlicious]

I've just tried to sign into gitmail!

[ElliesWellies]

I nearly sent an e-mail to my landlord's surveyor that started 'Hi lover' instead of 'Hi Oliver'... thank GOD I saw that before sending!

[EggsWhyZed]

My name is Gill, but if you happen to move your fingers one key to the left, you end up typing Fukk instead. I think I've always stopped that one before hitting send, but it has happened so often I fear it must have slipped through at least once...

[eggerlicious]

[UserError]

I live in a place that's spelled a bit like 'Bottle'. I typed 'Oodles' instead, no idea why. I wish I actually lived in a place called Oodles, it sounds like it would be fun.