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to entertain improper thoughts toward Russell Brand?

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DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:01:12

I fully KNOW he's a grubby shite monkey who looks like he works on the waltzer walking backwards and chatting up the teens in the travelling fair but still......



FrickingFedUp Tue 02-Apr-13 00:02:35

Ooo I know. I used to think he was a prize twat, but nowadays I so would. But cringe at myself for thinking it.

bellabelly Tue 02-Apr-13 00:02:38

I hear you! blush

fortyplus Tue 02-Apr-13 00:03:17

I'd sooner spend time with Jo Brand

BenderLovableRobot Tue 02-Apr-13 00:04:19

He is HOT!

I say this I have a huge framed poster of him (Rolling Stones cover) hanging up in my study.

I don't like his stand up stuff but love him in Get Him to the Greek and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

50BalesOfHay Tue 02-Apr-13 00:04:34

Eeeeeewwwww noooo . Yuk

DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:04:38

I do dislike myself for having thigh rubbing feelings towards him but he is like the david tennant for those who imagine being on that waltzer when he's gurning at you asking if you wanna go farrrrster

PeneloPeePitstop Tue 02-Apr-13 00:05:08


Gruntfuttocks Tue 02-Apr-13 00:05:11

Eeeeeeeyew! YABVVU

sandyballs Tue 02-Apr-13 00:05:35

What is it about him, just thinking the same. Strangely attractive

DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:06:42

If he speaks it tends to spoilt it for me but I see no need for him to speak during our liasons. I picture myself tending the roses in the garden of my country house and he is the grubby slightly soil-stained gardener....crikey!

DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:27:44

Well, as devastating as it is to have started a thread that died, I must say I am pleased that all you inferior bee yatches have backed out in recognition that the dirty Brand would pick me over you strumpets. <flounces>

Maryz Tue 02-Apr-13 00:31:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

spottyparrot Tue 02-Apr-13 00:33:13

Specsavers and ear muffs needed.

twitchycurtains Tue 02-Apr-13 00:37:34

YANBU, I would, but would totally never ever, ever admit to it in rl, I love the way he talks, his whole persona. I'd make him shower with bleach first, then do the same myself after

FannyFifer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:38:54

I totally would!

VelvetSpoon Tue 02-Apr-13 00:42:43

I definitely would, esp after seeing him in Get him to the Greek. There's something about him....I grew up v near where he did although I suspect I wouldn't have looked twice before he was famous!

CandyCrushed Tue 02-Apr-13 00:45:35

Yuck, he is a revolting and vile egotistical twit (polite version)

I can't stand watching him let alone anything else.

YAB extremely U

ThatVikRinA22 Tue 02-Apr-13 00:48:08

well i would.
he would be so dirty.

have the courage of your convictions people! no apologies!
there must be a self help group for this....

DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:48:56

I believe I have just dissed all you vipers as disreputable strumpets so your comments are invalid. You may not pat the heads of my curly haired brand-esq offspring. Away with you. <dismisses>

DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:50:42

and yet, MN Royalty dares to invade my thread? Did I not say away with the strumpets? Be off with ye.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 02-Apr-13 00:51:30

Oh Yes! Absolutely!
It does make me cross when people call him grubby though. He is dark, that doesnt make him dirty! whever I see him on TV he is always spotlessly turned out! I bet he smells marvellous!

DramaLlamaFarmer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:55:17

Ooh he is grubby <rubs thighs> you just know he could work on the waltzer at a travelling fair and do that walking backwards thing and ask if you want to be spinned faster and possibly give you a snog behind the cat n mouse ride <faints>

ThatVikRinA22 Tue 02-Apr-13 00:55:35

<looks right>
<looks left>


i am a disreputable strumpet...just dont tell DH....he may have something to say on the matter....

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