to not want to buy a Cunt Colouring book or Bic Cristal pens for Her? (V Funny)!!

[ThatVikRinA22]

but to link them for your viewing pleasure just so you can read the hysterical reviews?

these pens will change your life girls!

and if you are stalwart of the FWR board then perhaps this is for you

you can have a minge of many colours, courtesy of this book

read the reviews and weep....

[NeverBeenToMe]

Oh god, yes, I've seen the colouring book ..... wtf will they think of next? Apart from the obvious cock colouring book

[MimsyBorogroves]

I want the colouring book.

[YouTheCat]

It's all just so beautiful.

[OhDearieDearieMe]

Oh dear - leaking wee at this bit

"........and now I have a useless book full of fetid zombiginas"

[FakeHotCrossLobsters]

I've just clicked on both links and now Amazon are going to send me emails based on them to suggest other things I might like, or things which the people who bought those things also bought with them.

God only knows what those things will be.

[MrsMangoBiscuit]

My favourite review for the pens!

"I'm just not finding these as absorbent as my usual feminine products. I think I will have to revert to what I was using before. Also, they hurt when I sit down. "

[NC78]

A whole colouring book devoted to cunts. They don't come in that many colours.

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

those reviews are pee-leaking funny!

i want a fanjo colouring in book!

[Booyhoo]

some of those reviews are genius!

[DublinMammy]

The colouring book is available "new or used". Shudder.

[Sickofthesnow]

www.amazon.com/The-Big-Coloring-Book-Cocks/dp/B000W8OX6C?tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21


LOVELY!

[ThatVikRinA22]

actually ive decided to buy the pens for work. that should be interesting....

[Startail]

someone posted this before an Amazon tried to sell me an adult origami book.
I'm useless at origami!

[Bringmewineandcake]

Laughing at these in bed...managed to turn it into coughing when dh turned to look!

[GilmoursPillow]

The Cunt Colouring Book was "frequently bought together" with Crayola Crayons [bugrin]

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

"Over three dozen c**ts of every size and description for you to color" [bugrin] [bugrin]

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

And the "big colouring book of cocks" was frequently bought with Color my boobs. A titillating colouring book" [bugrin]

[Montybojangles]

Look at this for the men in your life then, the reviews are pure class:
www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1364637057&sr=8-1&tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21

[bugrin]

[LittleBairn]

'Fit more comfortably in women's hands' WTF!

[LittleBairn]

I love Shelf Life's review.

[Montybojangles]

Theres's an option to buy the cunt colouring book used, why on earth??? [buconfused]

[MrsCosmopilite]

This any good to anyone? www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493/ref=pd_sim_b_8?tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21

[LittleBairn]

I'm crying at the Men's Veets reviews particularly A.Chappell
"Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.....Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "." [bugrin]

[MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic]

Oh god. I am crying on my sofa. This is priceless.

[Pickles101]

"Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth."

[bugrin] [bugrin] [bugrin]