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to call my DS "Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell"

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slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 20:01:45

... and expect him to have friends?

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 23:17:19

And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.

And now, I fear, I must go to bed. Cue: raggedy old man running off into the distance. Te da de da da da Da de da, dee da, dee da, dee DAH!

livinginwonderland Mon 25-Mar-13 23:10:41

Bloody vikings.

LineRunnyEgg Mon 25-Mar-13 23:05:03

We do not approve it here at the Ministry of Funny Walks.

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:56:01

I don't like spam.

NorksAreMessy Mon 25-Mar-13 22:51:47

This thread is clearly full of spam...

...spam spam spam spaaaaaaaaaam

LineRunnyEgg Mon 25-Mar-13 22:45:51

Mrs Farage should have come on this thread for some better ideas, frankly.

Reginald F'tang Farage. Now that's the name of a Prime Minister.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:40:51

line and you I am crying with laughter.

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:35:44

Nigel Farage's mum.

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 22:33:40

AIBU to worry that my DS cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?

Well what did you expect with a name like Tarquin? You should have given him a nice manly name like Brian.

LineRunnyEgg Mon 25-Mar-13 22:31:32

Who the fuck would call their child Nigel Farage?

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:30:38

AIBU to worry that my DS cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:25:15

Don't you oppress me!

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 22:24:13

Does he haggle?

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:20:26

Neither comfy he's not even the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

Must be an MP then nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

cumfy Mon 25-Mar-13 22:16:53

or just a very clever boy ?

cumfy Mon 25-Mar-13 22:16:28

Is he an MP ?

TodaysAGoodDay Mon 25-Mar-13 22:13:45

It'll never fit on the passport you know. You try filling in a form with 20 spaces for your middle name and see how he gets on. It's just cruel I tell you.

Kveta Mon 25-Mar-13 22:09:45

I prefer throat wobbler mangrove myself.

doyouwantfrieswiththat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:09:31

It's a bit of a mouthful when screaming at him in the local park, but if he's an only child that'll give you more time.

Maat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:07:32

Biscuit Barrel should be double barrelled.

OhDearieDearieMe Mon 25-Mar-13 22:06:54

I think we should have Johnson cold for supper! grin

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:05:25

Nigel Farage. Now THAT'S unreasonable!

YouTheCat Mon 25-Mar-13 22:03:19

You were lucky. We lived in rolled up newspaper in septic tank.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 22:03:18

Crunchy Frog! I'd forgotten about that! Just like Anthrax Ripple.

Blimey, I thought everyone had gone to bed. If they had a bed, rather than just licking the road clean.

This ironing is taking me ages tonight.

DaffodilAdams Mon 25-Mar-13 22:02:44

I like it OP. Very catchy.

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