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to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

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TeggieCampbeggBlegg Sun 24-Mar-13 15:14:06

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

Lueji Tue 26-Mar-13 19:42:26

Panda's don't rock, you say?
Los Pandas

Relatives of yours SGP?

TheFogsGettingThicker Tue 26-Mar-13 18:32:16

crows rock - pandas are dull

TeggieCampbeggBlegg Tue 26-Mar-13 15:34:33


SarahStratton Tue 26-Mar-13 15:30:54

That should have said 'you'd better get a move on'. Although a world tour always helps.

ErrorError Tue 26-Mar-13 13:40:33

Oh dear OP... have you been watching this! grin

SadGiantPanda Tue 26-Mar-13 11:09:12

I also know that it's 'actually' and not 'actualy'. I'm just too sad to type properly. sad

SadGiantPanda Tue 26-Mar-13 10:44:44

You know, I actualy already rule the world. The problem is that so far no bastard has noticed. sad

Which makes me even more sad. ;(

sad sad sad

SarahStratton Tue 26-Mar-13 09:04:48

I think SGP, that if you are nursing ambitions to rule the world, world tour better get a move on before it's too late.

Lueji Tue 26-Mar-13 07:24:04

And, yet, you can really move

SadGiantPanda Tue 26-Mar-13 07:18:51

LBE is right, one day we will rule the world if we could be fecking arsed.

MsTakenidentity Tue 26-Mar-13 06:14:47

KitKat Panda

MsTakenidentity Tue 26-Mar-13 05:59:12

Giant Pandas are rubbish; Broken Hearts are for arseholes. - Thanks OP for allowing me to get it all out > phew wink

TheRealFellatio Tue 26-Mar-13 05:30:53

Stratters!!!!! grin Hello darling girl! So nice to have you back. Have you finished sanding now? Do you have blisters and callouses and builder's bottom? We have all missed you very, very much. It's been like watching paint dry or pulling teeth round here lately. I almost nearly considered leaving, and doing something more productive with my time. hmm

Thumbwitch Tue 26-Mar-13 03:51:48

'Ullo Stratters! No, I don't take rancid smoked salmon out with me but whenever we do have a picnic of the non-impromptu variety, smoked salmon is almost guaranteed to be a part of it or DS1 Wants To Know Why Not. Tis his favourite, on rice crackers with Boursin. Expensive tastes, my son. grin

Even if it's not high, a bit of the smoked fish chucked several feet away, and keeping the fish you're eating covered, is a good plan - keeps the stripy feckers mostly away. smile

Ravens rock but Pandas slide! grin

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 26-Mar-13 01:16:45

Can i just say it's lovely to have you back Sarah, in spite of your anti panda stance.grin
And I shall continue to support cuddly useless pandas.
One day they'll rule the world . or maybe not .

ripsishere Tue 26-Mar-13 01:03:27

Pandas are pretty shit really. I remember taking DD to Chiang Mai zoo. The pandas had been delivered a couple of weeks before and there was high hopes that they would mate. Since they had to show pandaporn to the male it was unlikely.
DD created much more interest than that lazy pair of non fuckers.
Olive Ridley turtle men are another species that should be wiped out. So many of them try to mate with one female, quite a lot end up drowning.

SarahStratton Tue 26-Mar-13 00:55:17

And therein lies the problem. They need to be loved, but they just can't be fecking arsed with it.

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 26-Mar-13 00:52:18

I dunno, Stratters, this panda hate is getting me down.
How can anyone not like a fluffy cuddly gentle black and white bear who just needs to be loved? grin

SarahStratton Tue 26-Mar-13 00:42:02

Don't you dare. <evils>

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 26-Mar-13 00:40:22

What is it with this Panda hate on Mn??
I'm flouncing,

SarahStratton Tue 26-Mar-13 00:38:39

No, Noah would have needed a whole other Ark purely to carry enough bamboo for 40 days and 40 nights.

Or was that St Swithun's Day?

Sodom and Gomorrah?

That film with Kim Basinger?

Anyway. No pandas. Deadweight.

SarahStratton Tue 26-Mar-13 00:35:51

And Noah would have rolled his eyes, pulled up the gangplank thingy, and set sail without the sodding useless pandas.

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 26-Mar-13 00:34:57

grin Sarah, Noah or Moses.
They're both biblical, innit.
and they'd both go for pandas.

TalcAndTurnips Tue 26-Mar-13 00:32:46

Moses was quite fond of pandas, actually, Stratters.

There were quite a few of them on the Exodus flight out of Egypt thing - but when they were transiting the Red Sea, the pandas dawdled and were swept away when the waters couldn't be arsed waiting for them.

That is why there are no pandas in that region. That's evolution for you.

LadyBeagleEyes Tue 26-Mar-13 00:32:02

If you go upthread you'll see baby pandas going down slides squeeee
Um, not seen ravens doing that.
Don't get me wrong, ravens have their place but theirs no competition.

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