because I'm 50. And I've been having periods since I was 12. Every fucking 28 days like fucking clockwork (apart from the infertility drug years).
And then in November I missed one, and I thought "whoopee, that's it, all over, done with menopause here I come.
I was wrong. Christmas was like a scene from the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
And then January nothing, nada, zilch (yippee).
And now, here we fucking go again.
Disclaimer: I will not be responsible for my actions if anyone is unwise enough to inform me AIBU.
So you had better all ignore this thread.
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To be absolutely FUCKING FURIOUS that my period has started
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MaryZeZJezuzIzntZombiedYet · 19/03/2013 20:55
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