DH won't let me cut my hair

[Mario2013]

I put chocolate on his belly and it melted and he was asleep and wiped his hand in it and then put it in his hair because he was jeff sweating like mrs brigam but I don't want to be brigamised because I get upset but I was due to get my hair cut today and sharon was coming with me because she wants her eyebrows done for benidorm next week but DH is saying I made a mess in his hair and now says I can't get my hair cut. I'm very upset. Sharon is also upset because her car is in the garage because the brakes are not working and so I was taking her to get her eyebrows done because kelly said she might be able to fit her in without an appointment but there is mould in my suitcase and it smells.

[AllYoursBabooshka]

[FeckOffCup]

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

Oh it's been a while since we had one of these, isn't it?

[hiddenhome]

Sharon eh?

[OTTMummA]

All I need to know is, when does the T-rexing start?

[hiddenhome]

Invaders from Mars? Must be off sick and bored ZZzzzz Probably been watching Jeremy Kyle earlier on

[buttercrumble]

You are not making any sense at all. What on earth

[FrustratedSycamoresRocks]

Leave the bastard. Sharon has a monobrow and it needs sorting

[OTTMummA]

Sharon is a bitch, leave her looking like the hairy yeti she is.

[OTTMummA]

Catch up Guide
Your welcome

[MakeItUpAsYouGoAlong]

Oh I love these!!!
I might even do a spot of t-rexing myself.

[hugoagogo]

Interesting, do go on...

[wannabedomesticgoddess]

:o

[DeskPlanner]

What happened next ?

[Dillydollydaydream]

Hmm I think you should leave Sharon with bushy eyebrows, she won't be as fanciable to dh

[LadyPessaryPam]

Mould you say? Are you sure it's mould?

[numbum]

Damn, I've got to go out. And I do love a Sharon thread!

[Catchingmockingbirds]

Oh fgs , these threads really are just awful.

[HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen]

Have you tried to Mnet hair cut? You could always practise on Sharon.

Tell me did the chocolate belly button attract wasps?

[OTTMummA]

Yes, maybe sharon pissed in your suitcase, she knows your not the type of lady to travel with defiled luggage

[NormaStanleyFletcher]

Who is Mrs Brigham though? Is she sharon's mum?

[Greensleeves]

We got lumps of it, round the back

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

sharon cant get her eyebrows done? wtaf? she must get them done... the world will end if she doesnt

[Dawndonna]

It isn't wasp season yet, so you should be okay on one or two counts, OP, oh, and welcome back!