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DH won't let me cut my hair

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Mario2013 Wed 06-Mar-13 13:08:07

I put chocolate on his belly and it melted and he was asleep and wiped his hand in it and then put it in his hair because he was jeff sweating like mrs brigam but I don't want to be brigamised because I get upset but I was due to get my hair cut today and sharon was coming with me because she wants her eyebrows done for benidorm next week but DH is saying I made a mess in his hair and now says I can't get my hair cut. I'm very upset. Sharon is also upset because her car is in the garage because the brakes are not working and so I was taking her to get her eyebrows done because kelly said she might be able to fit her in without an appointment but there is mould in my suitcase and it smells.

AllYoursBabooshka Wed 06-Mar-13 13:10:14


FeckOffCup Wed 06-Mar-13 13:11:46


TantrumsAndBalloons Wed 06-Mar-13 13:13:07

Oh it's been a while since we had one of these, isn't it?

hiddenhome Wed 06-Mar-13 13:13:27

Sharon eh? <narrows eyes>

OTTMummA Wed 06-Mar-13 13:13:34

All I need to know is, when does the T-rexing start? grin

hiddenhome Wed 06-Mar-13 13:14:48

Invaders from Mars? Must be off sick and bored ZZzzzz Probably been watching Jeremy Kyle earlier on grin

buttercrumble Wed 06-Mar-13 13:16:05

You are not making any sense at all. What on earth hmm confused

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Wed 06-Mar-13 13:18:06

Leave the bastard. Sharon has a monobrow and it needs sorting

OTTMummA Wed 06-Mar-13 13:20:37

Sharon is a bitch, leave her looking like the hairy yeti she is.

OTTMummA Wed 06-Mar-13 13:30:19

Catch up Guide
Your welcome

<crosses fingers & hopes this will be good>

MakeItUpAsYouGoAlong Wed 06-Mar-13 13:34:44

Oh I love these!!!
I might even do a spot of t-rexing myself.

hugoagogo Wed 06-Mar-13 13:37:27

Interesting, do go on...

wannabedomesticgoddess Wed 06-Mar-13 13:39:38


LunaticFringe Wed 06-Mar-13 13:39:53

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

DeskPlanner Wed 06-Mar-13 13:41:20

What happened next ?

Dillydollydaydream Wed 06-Mar-13 13:41:48

Hmm I think you should leave Sharon with bushy eyebrows, she won't be as fanciable to dh wink

LadyPessaryPam Wed 06-Mar-13 13:42:52

Mould you say? Are you sure it's mould?

numbum Wed 06-Mar-13 13:43:21

Damn, I've got to go out. And I do love a Sharon thread!

Catchingmockingbirds Wed 06-Mar-13 13:44:17

Oh fgs hmm, these threads really are just awful.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen Wed 06-Mar-13 13:44:29

Have you tried to Mnet hair cut? You could always practise on Sharon.

Tell me did the chocolate belly button attract wasps?

OTTMummA Wed 06-Mar-13 13:45:43

Yes, maybe sharon pissed in your suitcase, she knows your not the type of lady to travel with defiled luggage <bitch>

NormaStanleyFletcher Wed 06-Mar-13 13:49:28

Who is Mrs Brigham though? Is she sharon's mum?

Greensleeves Wed 06-Mar-13 13:52:57

We got lumps of it, round the back


InLoveWithDavidTennant Wed 06-Mar-13 14:00:05

shock sharon cant get her eyebrows done? wtaf? she must get them done... the world will end if she doesnt

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