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to spend the evening trumping on the sofa

(24 Posts)
zumbaholic Wed 20-Feb-13 22:45:05

yanbu, BUT for the use of the T word yabvu!

whattodoo Wed 20-Feb-13 22:43:43

My 4yo DD sleepwalked the other night, did a fart while a wandering and said "pardon me"!

Suchabody Wed 20-Feb-13 22:43:22

DH regularly wakes up in the night because of my pops. Not the sound, THE SMELL.

Tonight I am parping away like nobodys business, it doesn't bode well for a peaceful nights sleep for Mr Suchabod.

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 22:41:16

Once... when I had norovirus. Many years ago.

SoleSource Wed 20-Feb-13 22:38:31

A shart! Never.had one

Trumpton Wed 20-Feb-13 22:16:43

I woke myself up the other night by farting loudly in my sleep .

PessaryPam Wed 20-Feb-13 22:15:23

Your sofa, your rules grin (see what I did there?)

Nelly000 Wed 20-Feb-13 22:03:13

OliviaMumsnet Wot?? grin

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 20-Feb-13 21:58:03


YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 21:51:31

Oh no! A shart is never a good thing. grin

AKissIsNotAContract Wed 20-Feb-13 21:49:42

Just don't follow through.

SelfRighteousPrissyPants Wed 20-Feb-13 21:48:44

I did such a big one the puppy on the sofa next to me jumped up and scuttled to the other end grin

Nelly000 Wed 20-Feb-13 21:45:37

Good stuff. Not just me then.

DH and me are not prudish, but trumping is 'forbidden fruit' between us.

So I do enjoy a good parp when he's not about.

Glad to hear I'm not alone.


TheFallenNinja Wed 20-Feb-13 21:44:10

Go nuts. Have a good smell shock

Schooldidi Wed 20-Feb-13 21:41:34

I do it quite regularly. This evening I'm burping, just as a change from trumping grin

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 21:40:24

Your poor moggy! grin

crazynanna Wed 20-Feb-13 21:38:15

My cat gets scared if I pass wind a little too loudly. She gets bendy legs and everything, and the fluffy tail.

crazynanna Wed 20-Feb-13 21:37:23

Nelly I do it every night. Leg up. And off we go! grin

YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 21:36:36

Luckily the cat hasn't joined in. But dp had cabbage at lunchtime.

thebody Wed 20-Feb-13 21:36:07

Fair play.

KirstyJC Wed 20-Feb-13 21:35:58

Isn't that what sofas are for? Both me and the cat are doing just that!

yaimee Wed 20-Feb-13 21:35:36


YouTheCat Wed 20-Feb-13 21:34:46

I do that most nights... whether dp is here or not. grin

Nelly000 Wed 20-Feb-13 21:33:38

as DH is away for the night??

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