Advanced search fantasise about new neighbours..

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Punkatheart Tue 19-Feb-13 22:08:02

The house opposite me has been sold. Previously owned by a rather private man on his own...

I would like a poet with floppy hair, but a builder's body. I want him to be of course single - but a single parent would be lovely, with a lovely teenage boy for my daughter.

My daughter is not so optimistic...'It will be two ugly old men, mum. You know our luck.'

I can dream. Romance without effort. No travel. Convenient.

Lazy, much? I also sound like a bad short story in Woman's Wotsit....

Punkatheart Thu 21-Feb-13 08:21:28

...there is only so many times I can stroll past, whistling.....trying to see anyone...

PessaryPam Thu 21-Feb-13 09:16:23

Of course I was joking grin Only on MN could that be taken seriously!

SomethingProfound Thu 21-Feb-13 11:34:32

Sorry pam blush although I was thinking only on mumsnet could that be construed as racism!

LowLevelWhinging Thu 21-Feb-13 11:51:52


PessaryPam Thu 21-Feb-13 13:23:27

Something, that is so so true.

FloatyFlo Thu 21-Feb-13 13:31:48

Poles and bottoms, how funny grin

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