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no im hating mine at the moment he is breathing funny I will be fine in a few days just ATM i could poke him in the eye with a hot needle

Once a month you say. Hmm. <scratches beard>

Dame My beard is particularly luxurious ATM.

Fanny beard?

YA kind of U to hate your dearly beloved.... I suggest you just stay away in case you actually kill him as later on in the month you might decide you quite like him after all.

YANBU.

<dreads next week>

Mrsjay I'm suppressing the same feelings. Hmm a hot needle you say...

blackholes There lies the problem, a few days ago I loved him a lot. Today I could happily kill him do without him. Next week, I will find I love him after all and would regret it terribly.

tis all the hormones innit bastard things

I hate mine whenever he puts his cold feet on me or takes the duvet in the night.

I need a taser gun under my pillow.

Mrsjay, my DH breathes funny-and worse at night. Gah!

And at the moment, he has a cough, which he then clears like a 90yr old, asthmatic who smokes and has a chest infection <boak> Makes me want to slap him. Stop fucking doing it!

mine wants to see if there is a film on sky that we both could watch Id rather not tbh

see how Unreasonable that is he wants to do something nice id rather stick pins in my own eyes

You're not alone.

Feeling slightly better thanks to getting it all out here! Glad I'm not alone Ivor!!
mrsjay DP has given up talking to me tonight, must be the scowl on my face every time he opens his stupid mouth

wheresmymilk DP's eating/breathing is going through me, it's awful.

I am the same. But only since I've had the dc.

He usually apologises for existing and thanks me for having his children and is very sorry for the hormonal side effects.

Makes me want to punch him.

well he is just being feeble discrete he needs slapped with a wet fish for that

discrete : He usually apologises for existing
My DP needs to do that today. Grrr.

Hmm, depends which week really. If it's the week after payday, and you want him to leave the money and piss off for a week then YABU. If it's your fertile week, that's a bit U but understandable! If it's period week, I really wouldn't worry about it, he probably hates you back. ;)

Yes I really don't like your DP either.

He keeps coming around here and I tell him - no Steve/Dave/Pete/Harry/Clive - Mrs Louis Theroux needs you.

Bloomin' nuisance.

Thank god I don't get PMT

<huge sigh of relief emoticon>

I get this too. Just coming out of this months hatred and love him again now. It's awful isn't it? I can barely look at him.

OH JESUS WEPT. He's eating bl**dy CRISPS now