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to have moved seats after obese woman continously farted through the film?

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plugplant Tue 05-Feb-13 23:00:34

It was a local village do, she is a nice lady and I had chatted with her before the film as she was sitting next to me. The first couple of farts I tried not to notice. But they kept on coming and it was making me retch. I had no option but to move seats in the break.

I did not confront her and I tried to cover my nose as discreetly as I could but do you think I was rude for not bearing it out until the end of the film?

abbierhodes Tue 05-Feb-13 23:28:49

Marking place...

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:28:51

A Bridge Too Farty

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Tue 05-Feb-13 23:29:06

Whistle Down The Wind?

TuftyFinch Tue 05-Feb-13 23:31:08

Pelvic I love that film.

By the way.

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:33:35

My Big Fat Reek Wedding

Mollydoggerson Tue 05-Feb-13 23:33:42

GasHole (2010)

101 min - Documentary - 18 April 2010 (USA)

About the history of oil prices and the future of alternative fuels.

IceNoSlice Tue 05-Feb-13 23:33:59

Phantom Menace?

CarlingBlackMabel Tue 05-Feb-13 23:36:44

All's Smell That Ends Smell?
Stank By Me

bedmonster Tue 05-Feb-13 23:37:28

Stop it now, I have just had a right ticking off from DP who is trying to watch something very very serious boring and I am guffawing in bed loudly! Geddit?! Only the thing is, I laughed so much that I did a huge fart!
It's taken me about 8 minutes to compose this message due to laughing and these hmm looks from DP!!

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Tue 05-Feb-13 23:38:09

Something starring Tori Smelling?

Fanjounchained Tue 05-Feb-13 23:38:42

God I love AIBU

grin great thread

though the titles a bit hmm

could only think of dirty farting!

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Tue 05-Feb-13 23:40:53

Breakfast At Whiffany's?

GaryBarlowsPants Tue 05-Feb-13 23:43:09

The Guffalo

Forrest Trump

Angelico Tue 05-Feb-13 23:48:07

PMSL at film titles.

Laughing too much to think of witty contribution grin

LineRunner Tue 05-Feb-13 23:48:54

Pump Fiction
Fart Fron the Madding Crowd

lurkedtoolong Tue 05-Feb-13 23:50:02

21 Trump Street

LineRunner Tue 05-Feb-13 23:53:03

Raiders of the Lost Fart

Tweasels Tue 05-Feb-13 23:57:23


ScrambledSmegs Wed 06-Feb-13 00:09:22

Gone with the wind. Obv hmm

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne Wed 06-Feb-13 00:11:21

Now why didn't we think of that? RTFT wink

ScrambledSmegs Wed 06-Feb-13 00:14:24

Ah, a pox on this damn phone. Scroll you fucker, scroll!

Sorry Mardy sad

soaccidentprone Wed 06-Feb-13 00:16:48

does anyone remember Trumpet on?

I am farticusgrin

DrRanj Wed 06-Feb-13 00:17:01

James Pong in "Skyfluff?"

grin love the film titles!

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