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yaimee · 01/02/2013 22:31

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

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Pancakeflipper · 01/02/2013 22:33

Not for 1 minute do I believe you reckoned Madonna was singing about Bill Oddie. Tim Brooke-Taylor is more her type.

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Wolfiefan · 01/02/2013 22:35

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!

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ThreeBeeOneGee · 01/02/2013 22:37

Feed the lion my eye.

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yaimee · 01/02/2013 22:38

I might not 100% have believed that bill oddie were the real words but I couldn't for the life of me fathom what they were and that's what fit in beat for me so that's what I sung, I'm disappointed now! Also, I didn't know it was Madonna! I know I should be ashamed!

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BehindLockNumberNine · 01/02/2013 22:42

When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

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NormanTheForeman · 01/02/2013 22:46

Living in the love of the common people
Smiles from the heart of a family man
Daddy's gonna buy you a dream McGlintoo

I could never work out what a McGlintoo was...... Blush

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KC225 · 01/02/2013 22:46

My friend singing 'Climb every woman, it's all you need'

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hazeyjane · 01/02/2013 22:46

Ooh baby do you love that smurf
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

Belinda Carlisle

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NormanTheForeman · 01/02/2013 22:48

PMSL, I always thought it was "Blue heaven is a place on earth"! Grin

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BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 22:49

"I believe in Milko!'

ANYTHING by the Stereophonics



And many more...[grin}

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BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 22:50

And YY to EVERYONE so far! Glad it's not just me Smile
Thanks OP

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IneedAsockamnesty · 01/02/2013 22:52

Add message | Report | Message poster BehindLockNumberNine Fri 01-Feb-13 22:42:22
When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...


Grin I always thought the sherif was shot because he didnt like frozen peas

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frisson · 01/02/2013 22:56

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...

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gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 22:58

Stevie Windward 'Bring Me an Iron Lung'

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BigAudioDynamite · 01/02/2013 22:59

Grin frisson

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BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 22:59

Sock The Sheriff was in breach of EU regulations. His peas were NOT PERFECTLY ROUND.

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 01/02/2013 22:59

Houston do you hear me, broken choke can you feel me
my youngest sister

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BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 23:00

frisson may I have him afterwards?



Grin

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sleepyhead · 01/02/2013 23:02

Op, you will like this Grin

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MsVestibule · 01/02/2013 23:02

"I had my first real sex dream" Bryan Adams. Turns out it's actually "I bought my first real six-string". Much prefer my version.

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BumpingFuglies · 01/02/2013 23:05

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

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Minshu · 01/02/2013 23:05

DD has a toy wiggles guitar, which I think sings about wanking a dog. DP assures me I'm wrong, but hasn't worked out what the lyrics actually are...

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Shellington · 01/02/2013 23:11

Lion King
"and believe I say"
is apparently
"it's a leap of faith"

Whatever, Elton.

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Shellington · 01/02/2013 23:13

Minshu any chance it's "Waggs the Dog" ? Grin

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manticlimactic · 01/02/2013 23:14

I wanna be a dog - The Stone Roses.

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