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yaimee Fri 01-Feb-13 22:31:16

Misheard song lyrics (sorry)!
There is a song that has been playing on the jukebox at work quite a lot recently, I found out today it's Erotic by Madonna.
Until now I've been singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body'.
I'm pretty gutted now I know the real words!

Pancakeflipper Fri 01-Feb-13 22:33:41

Not for 1 minute do I believe you reckoned Madonna was singing about Bill Oddie. Tim Brooke-Taylor is more her type.

Wolfiefan Fri 01-Feb-13 22:35:17

Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!

ThreeBeeOneGee Fri 01-Feb-13 22:37:08

Feed the lion my eye.

yaimee Fri 01-Feb-13 22:38:27

I might not 100% have believed that bill oddie were the real words but I couldn't for the life of me fathom what they were and that's what fit in beat for me so that's what I sung, I'm disappointed now! Also, I didn't know it was Madonna! I know I should be ashamed!

BehindLockNumberNine Fri 01-Feb-13 22:42:22

When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

NormanTheForeman Fri 01-Feb-13 22:46:08

Living in the love of the common people
Smiles from the heart of a family man
Daddy's gonna buy you a dream McGlintoo

I could never work out what a McGlintoo was...... blush

KC225 Fri 01-Feb-13 22:46:30

My friend singing 'Climb every woman, it's all you need'

hazeyjane Fri 01-Feb-13 22:46:44

Ooh baby do you love that smurf
Ooh heaven is a place on earth

Belinda Carlisle

NormanTheForeman Fri 01-Feb-13 22:48:47

PMSL, I always thought it was "Blue heaven is a place on earth"! grin

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 22:49:23

"I believe in Milko!'

ANYTHING by the Stereophonics

And many more...[grin}

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 22:50:22

And YY to EVERYONE so far! Glad it's not just me smile
Thanks OP

IneedAsockamnesty Fri 01-Feb-13 22:52:12

Add message | Report | Message poster BehindLockNumberNine Fri 01-Feb-13 22:42:22
When I was younger I used to sing "I shot the cherry" out loud instead of sherrif...

grin I always thought the sherif was shot because he didnt like frozen peas

frisson Fri 01-Feb-13 22:56:42

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...

gordyslovesheep Fri 01-Feb-13 22:58:13

Stevie Windward 'Bring Me an Iron Lung'

<shows age>

BigAudioDynamite Fri 01-Feb-13 22:59:03

grin frisson

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 22:59:31

Sock The Sheriff was in breach of EU regulations. His peas were NOT PERFECTLY ROUND.

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability Fri 01-Feb-13 22:59:37

Houston do you hear me, broken choke can you feel me
my youngest sister

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 23:00:42

frisson may I have him afterwards?

<desperate enough for sloppy seconds>

grin

sleepyhead Fri 01-Feb-13 23:02:35

Op, you will like this grin

MsVestibule Fri 01-Feb-13 23:02:59

"I had my first real sex dream" Bryan Adams. Turns out it's actually "I bought my first real six-string". Much prefer my version.

BumpingFuglies Fri 01-Feb-13 23:05:09

"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

Minshu Fri 01-Feb-13 23:05:29

DD has a toy wiggles guitar, which I think sings about wanking a dog. DP assures me I'm wrong, but hasn't worked out what the lyrics actually are...

Shellington Fri 01-Feb-13 23:11:07

Lion King
"and believe I say"
is apparently
"it's a leap of faith"

Whatever, Elton.

Shellington Fri 01-Feb-13 23:13:36

Minshu any chance it's "Waggs the Dog" ? grin

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