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AIBU to just want to wipe an ass thats not running away from me...?

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MrsWolowitzerables Fri 01-Feb-13 16:27:53

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Geekster Fri 01-Feb-13 19:05:07

So glad it's not just me that has this problem!

BigRedDebby Fri 01-Feb-13 19:18:04

When my DD2 was 6 mths old she had an excremental art session all over the living room carpet and the fire guard. I had just taken off her nappy and left the room to put DD1 in the shower (the bathroom was downstairs). I came back to find that in 30 seconds she had managed to coat herself, the rug and was busy painting the fire guard.
I thought that I may as well put her in the shower as it was running, so walked with her( at arms length ) into the bathroom. My 3 yo saw her sister covered in poo coming towards her and took evasive action by jumping sideways out of the shower, catching the shower curtain and bringing it and the shower rail crashing down and spraying the whole bathroom with water.
Needless to say that is when the postman rang the bell......

AbbyCat Fri 01-Feb-13 19:21:16

That's what iPhones and cbeebies is for! I used to struggle through pregnancy with this until a friend admitted to using his phone to get his ds dressed. It works a treat- ds will now automatically lie down whenever I fish out my phone, hoping to get his nappy changed!
Love the poo stories though!

fishandlilacs Fri 01-Feb-13 19:28:25

I am laughing so much at "Two arcs of shit across the floor"

Sorry.

1 yr ol;d DS is similarly wriggly at nappy time. My arms ache and i am out of breath just trying to get him dressed or changed. I end up doing it on the edge of the sofa, one leg over him to pin him down and changing him between my legs.

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