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To think DH should be able to notice his own Jeff sweat??

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PussInShoes Fri 01-Feb-13 13:28:19

DH sweats like mad and then makes out that he hasn't realised. It makes me so angry, how can you not notice when it's dripping off your gormless face?
I know people can't help sweating but you can at least acknowledge Jeff sweat and wipe it off surely??

surroundedbyblondes Sun 03-Feb-13 22:39:05

Coupling! I used to love that showgrin

countrykitten Sun 03-Feb-13 22:32:40

WTF? Is the OP mad? Or truly as horrible as she sounds?

SirIronBottom Sun 03-Feb-13 21:24:46

If Steve is standing there and Jeff is sweating, where is Alan McDonald?

JudithOfThePeace Sun 03-Feb-13 20:48:12

It is the biggest disappointment of this weekend that the OP didn't come back to this thread. It had such potential.

Buzzardbird Sat 02-Feb-13 17:03:50

Does he have 'spurty websters'?

TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub Sat 02-Feb-13 16:53:15

My husband chews like a Derek.

Shall I LTB?

moominmarvellous Sat 02-Feb-13 16:47:35

'Stands there like a Steve with his Jeff sweat dripping everywhere? '

This made me cry with laughter! Standing like a Steve - effin hilarious!

andubelievedthat Sat 02-Feb-13 14:45:52

oh i get it now !> "jeff " as in Archer !>right?( for those not in the know, J.Archer criminal politician now in house of lords , also very successful "author ,boke!>>>)lied in court re a prostitute"s testimony..... yup ,that has got to be it!(imo)

If he reads this he'll have a right Kevin.

twoboyslater Fri 01-Feb-13 23:32:24

Poor dh, no wonder he's Jeffing and Steveing all the time when you talk about him like this...

grobagsforever Fri 01-Feb-13 22:33:06

Oh! It's a coupling reference?????grin

ThreadPirateFanjoBeard Fri 01-Feb-13 22:11:10

You're lucky. That makes me break out in a rash of Marion and you know how hard that is to shake off.

OxfordBags Fri 01-Feb-13 21:33:28

Only riding a white swan can make me sweat like Jeff.

fuzzpig Fri 01-Feb-13 21:03:22

All this Jeff talk is making me want to watch Coupling

I love this thread grin

What eff is a Jeff?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Fri 01-Feb-13 20:46:01

Sniggering helplessly...

ThreadPirateFanjoBeard Fri 01-Feb-13 20:41:33

Well at least it's not Geoff sweat. Even Cilit Bang can't help you then.

Fakebook Fri 01-Feb-13 20:37:05

Jeff = jeffing?

MarianneM Fri 01-Feb-13 20:31:53


FatherHankTree Fri 01-Feb-13 19:44:42

Maybe Janet and Roy could have a word with him?

GoSuckEggs Fri 01-Feb-13 19:43:00

Jesus, i have actually had to LOL at this thread! 'his gormless face' in particular did it for me (not sexually BTW)

Bogeyface Fri 01-Feb-13 19:19:55

Leaving aside the Jeff/Steve/OP menage.....

.....I refused to accept some food from our local chippy when the woman working dripped sweat onto it. Even the thought is making me heave.

She was arguing like mad, and other customers said "no, you did drip on it, I saw you!" and one woman said that she was going to tell me incase I hadnt seen it! The owner, a lovely if rather forthright woman, came in and basically told her that she was sweating like a pig (Jeff?!) and to go and wash her face. I got fresh food, everyone else got an apology. They now wear head bands!

Boomerwang Fri 01-Feb-13 19:16:00


Boomerwang Fri 01-Feb-13 19:15:51

well it can't be mutt and jeff cuz that = deaf.

Unless it's shortenend to 'def' as in 'def breath'

Then I'd get it. 'def sweat'

andubelievedthat Fri 01-Feb-13 19:15:14

oi ! just on page one ! stands there like a "Steve",wot and jeff sweating? looking at you was he?, this steve standing jeff sweating , gormless looking husband? of yours? well i never, just for your info little miss perfect , my fella is named Steve, and he pespires loads, and i love him and he smells brill !all the time !and Steve , on the public information advert could swim like a fish and all the girls liked him!

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