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To feel sad that DS (5) is so keen on telling the truth all the time?

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BupcakesAndCunting Tue 29-Jan-13 01:16:34

OK so I am but still...

Earlier on I did a quite smelly botty bubble. It was SBD. DH unexpectedly came back into the room (thought he was in the shower) and said "OH MY GOD HAS SOMETHING DIED IN HERE??" I said "Ha ha no, little Cunting just parped." Little Cunting side eyes me and goes "No I DIDN'T. Fibber. It was YOU"

Also, in a fit of pique the other day I said something quite rude about a boy in his class (he has been physically hurting DS though) andimmediately I corrected myself "Mummy shouldn't have said that, mummy was wrong, please don't repeat that." As soon as I get him to the class door, DS spots his nemesis and says "Oh look there's <name I called him>!" then he looks at his teacher and says "Mummy said that name,she told me not to tell anyone though"

BestMomEvah. sad

socharlotte Tue 29-Jan-13 09:53:33

The potty mouth that keeps on giving xxxxx

FreudiansSlipper Tue 29-Jan-13 09:55:52

shopping in the little tescos up the road when i told ds to stay by the milk while i went to the next aisle (very busy and he was getting in the way and he was carrying his school kitchen rolls stuck together rocket project) next thing i hear is why have you left me alone mummy i do not like it when you leave me alone where are you in a very sad voice

this was 10 seconds after i last saw him

yesterday late for school i explained that ds did nto want to get dressed he calmly told his teacher yes and then mummy shouted at me

i give up trying to be the perfect mummy

BupcakesAndCunting Tue 29-Jan-13 09:57:38

True, dat.

I'd rather be a potty mouth than a lemon-lipped old prig though smile

BambieO Tue 29-Jan-13 10:00:00

Ladies! shock put the pistols down I repeat out the pistols down grin

BambieO Tue 29-Jan-13 10:02:50

*put - blush

but for what it's worth I think you are a classy lady bups, I would most definitely blame the nearest culprit too to preserve our ladylikeness be it baby or dog blush

BupcakesAndCunting Tue 29-Jan-13 10:03:57


<kicks Pot Noodle Bombay Bad Boy under sofa>

BambieO Tue 29-Jan-13 10:08:12

Some people wouldn't know a light hearted thread if it came along and whipped out their judgy thongs right from their 'bottoms' arse is obviously very non classy grin

ScrambledSmegs Tue 29-Jan-13 10:11:09

Not quite the same but - DD1 (not quite 3) has taken on board the alliterative qualities of 'Silly Billy' and now applies it to ^everything. Yoghurt boggurt, rabbit babbit, Daddy Baddy. Guess what I am?

Ever tried to explain to a toddler why they shouldn't shout Mummy Bummy at full volume in the fruit & veg aisle, without making it even more amusing to them? Impossible.

<sinks to floor>

<dies a little>

ScrambledSmegs Tue 29-Jan-13 10:13:55

You are exceptionally classy, Bups. I've read about you in Burke's Peerage an' all.

Notafoodbabyanymore Wed 30-Jan-13 05:24:29

Just remembered another one from my precious DD -

"Eew, yuck, mummy I can smell poo. Did you blow off again?"

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