HOORAY! Liz Jones Hates Me!

[CockyPants]

Cos I was unreasonable enough to have DD when I was 35.
and I'm a bit middle class too.

The feeling is mutual, you hateful witch.

[MammaTJ]

I had my DS when I was 39, does she hate me too?

[eminemmerdale]

haha! I literally came on here to see if anyone else had seen this She hates me most - I had one over 30 and one over 40!! ha.

[stormforce10]

Im 37 and ds is 6 months old. Does she hate me too?

[MammaTJ]

Link please?

[MrsReiver]

Link for *MammaTJ

Liz Jones really is a spiteful bag of hate, she needs to stop fixating on other peoples' lives and focus her energy on her own.

[discorabbit]

not sure why people let her wind them up, she knows exactly how to get people all worked up.

saying that i do quite like her, she makes me laugh.

[parttimer79]

Ooh I'm about the join the ranks of the Liz Jones hates me club (and I'm a lefty academic - can I get extra hate points for that?)

[FreudiansSlipper]

I am a woman so she hated me before I had ds at 35

I can live with that

[wewereherefirst]

Wow, she's a miserable cow isn't she?

What makes her so special?

[CockyPants]

How very dare we offend her sensibilities so much?
Perhaps we older middle class mums should be rounded up and shot, if she had her way.
Poooorrr Lizzie Wizzie, being dumb enough to lie about her age, treat her ex husband like a child, squander cash she doesn't have on expensive houses and animals, blah blah blah.
Talk about being entitled.
I take it her 80s rock star had a lobotomy in the early 90s and that's why he's daft enough to stick with her?
Or is he just a figment of her ageing imagination??!

[yaimee]

I'm under 30 and not middle class, so she must like me, but I can safely say the feeling is not mutual! Silly woman!

[MammaTJ]

Ah, she doesn't hate me after all, well not as much as she does you, I had my first child in my 20s!

[carameldecaflatte]

Oh god she must despise me: I'm 45 and my son is 7 months old!

I've never come across her before, is she a real person?

[DreamsTurnToGoldDust]

I am more than happy being in the 'hated by Liz Jones club'

[DameMargotFountain]

now that's a shame, because Ms Jones, i fricking well luuuurve you

with all of my 45yr old, un-plucked, un-tanned, baby-spawing (at the age of 39) heart

not

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

What a shame, you really have to pity the woman don't you. She's clearly a very very lonely person who craves attention. Perhaps we could suggest some clubs for her to join.

What annoys me more than the subject of her article is that there are talented writers out there who could fill that page space with REAL articles. But instead, they give the job to an amateur like her. Actually says more about the editor really.

[ShyWombat]

To be fair, Liz Jones hates everyone who's not Liz Jones or a pony. (And even then if they're not wearing Prada she's probably not too keen.)

[PessaryPam]

I think we are enabling her 'journalistic' career by engaging so we should ignore her.

[BlueberryHill]

"Why are middle- aged heterosexual white (if fake-tanned) women the only safe target these days? I feel abused."

So after half a page of attacking middle class, middle aged women, she then goes on to complain that middle aged women are the only safe target. Er, look in the mirror?

I wish I could get paid for writing such shit.

She must hate me three times over.

[catgirl1976]

Oh fab

I had DS at 35 too and could possibly be called a bit MC

Happy days

[QuietNinjaTardis]

what a horrible piece of work she is? I'm ttc and am thirty now but am working class though I've married into a middle class family. And is it only middle class mums who don't have the energy to look after children? Working class mums are all full of energy are they?

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

Her page isn't worthy of lining my cats litter tray.

[eminemmerdale]

I'm worried that she doesn't hate me now though, I had my first baby in my twenties - surely carrying on until 41 makes me even more hateable though?

[catgirl1976]

I didn't realise I had him as a "pawn" to keep DH though

I rather thought after 16 years together we were fairly solid. That and you know, we want to be together and shit

She may not fully hate me though as I didn't really take maternity leave :( I should have tried harder.

[MrsGeologist]

Liza Jones hates anyone who isn't an animal.