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.... to want freedom over my share of the squirty cream

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GiveMeSomeSpace Sat 26-Jan-13 14:22:30

We were never allowed squirty cream at home when I was a boy. Now DW buys it in for hot chocolate in the winter months and I just can't resist the temptation to raid the fridge for a sneaky squirt (so to speak).

I've just been rumbled again.

There must be something within the European Bill of Human rights that allows a man to apply discretion over his fair share of the squirty cream.


Aniseeda Sat 26-Jan-13 17:00:30

I am on the fence.

Sneaky squirt - OK.

DW going to fridge to get can of squirty cream to squirt on her lovely hot chocolate and finding only a feeble dribble left in can plus the nozzle all bunged up from previous sneaky squirt - very much not OK.

I'll leave to to examine your conscience!

GiveMeSomeSpace Sat 26-Jan-13 17:59:00

You know what? Feck it, I'm looking after 4 little ones tonight whilst DW's at the pub. So I'm just gonna do my thing without any guilt.

Roll on 7pm. Then it's just me, a can of squirty cream and Mrs Doubtfire. Cos that's the way I roll.......

Theicingontop Sat 26-Jan-13 18:01:14

OH hates the stuff. All mine. I can have a quick squirt whenever the mood takes me.

SoleSource Sat 26-Jan-13 23:10:06

grin I theicing

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