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Marmite and marriage! (Lighthearted)

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Binkyridesagain Sun 20-Jan-13 19:01:59

DH and I have been married for 17years, through all this time he has known there is a line that you do not cross, the marmite line, on one side is me the hater, the other is him the lover, I am quite happy for him to indulge in his vile habit and there is space in the cupboard for him to store the various jars he collects, I believe I am showing a level of tolerance that is above and beyond what most women would endure.

He knows that if he wants to indulge and spread the sludge on his bread he can but he must keep it away from me and anything that I cherish and hold dear.

The bastard has introduced MY dog to it and the bitch likes it. I don't know who has betrayed me more, him for crossing the line or her for siding with him on the love it/hate it argument

I can't believe he would risk 17 years of marriage for this.

AIBU or should I LTB

How is this fucking confused awful stuff not banned yet. Smells of giphmm, makes me want to giphmm. Just awful.

And all of its foul confused derivatives.


HoneyDragon Mon 21-Jan-13 07:33:04

Yup I'm another who appreciates marmite for cooking and flavouring but wouldn't notice if they stopped selling it.

The love/hate things a myth.

thesnowmanrocks Mon 21-Jan-13 10:39:29

Is the love/hate thing a myth? Thought people either really really love it or really really hate it. No sort of middle ground.

ChristianGreyIsAJackass Mon 21-Jan-13 10:42:18

DH says it smells like dogs arse grin

toast... spread thickly with marmite and mashed potato on the top... best pissedfood ever

Bogeyface Mon 21-Jan-13 10:48:59

DH says it smells like dogs arse

How on earth does he know what a dogs arse smells like?! grin

Binkyridesagain Mon 21-Jan-13 10:49:55

Does he sniff dogs arses on a regular basis or was it a one off?

If marmite is heaven why the need to combine it with jam etc?

chris481 Mon 21-Jan-13 15:26:22

Best sandwich when on a diet: marmite and fried egg.

TwoCatsAndABabyBump Mon 21-Jan-13 15:36:09

Can't stand marmite but I am partial to a twiglet blush BOVRIL on toast all the way!

QueenofClean Mon 21-Jan-13 15:44:03

YABVVU - Love Love Love marmite in this house. We all do thankfully. My DD2 just turned 1 loves marmite sandwiches for lunch smile

Also good in spaghetti bolognaise & shephards/cottage pie yum yum yum.

Good diet snack is Marmite rice cakes grin

ChristianGreyIsAJackass Tue 22-Jan-13 14:39:48

I try not to think about it ;)

shewhowines Tue 22-Jan-13 15:31:49

love love love

Marmite and rocket sandwiches are very good.

You have to perfect the technique of wrapping it around the knife to avoid getting a sticky jar. Now having a sticky jar is BU and

hate hate hate

shewhowines Tue 22-Jan-13 15:33:18

P.s. Never mind you LTB. He should ditch you asap.

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