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To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

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HecateWhoopass · 17/01/2013 13:16

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

Grin

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ToeCap · 17/01/2013 13:17

pmsl

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SPBInDisguise · 17/01/2013 13:18

Who has been trolling today?

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HappyGoLuckyGirl · 17/01/2013 13:18

Haha...good idea. Or just charge 10 packs of Biscuit to your card and have them delivered to your house.

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HecateWhoopass · 17/01/2013 13:20

I can't tell you specifics, SPB, cos then MNHQ will delete the thread and tbh, I want to get the job. Grin

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Portofino · 17/01/2013 13:21
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BeerTricksPotter · 17/01/2013 13:26

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cantspel · 17/01/2013 13:26

maybe they should just charge 50p a post then we will know if the person saying they have savings of 50k and 3 hoildays a year are stretching the truth a wee bit.

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TeWiSavesTheDay · 17/01/2013 13:28

Grin what about hiring a barber shop quartet to sing said member a doorstep dirty?

"stop being a troll, stop being a troll,
no one wants to hear you jerk off to hyperbole,
Stop being a troll, troll, troll!"

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TeWiSavesTheDay · 17/01/2013 13:29

*ditty not dirty. We don't want more Poo troll posts.

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BobbiFleckmann · 17/01/2013 13:31

I used to work for someone who an ill mannered prick was notoriously unreliable about getting back to people and someone did actually send over a singing telegram to make him phone back. Classy.

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LovesBeingWokenEveryNight · 17/01/2013 13:31
Grin
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MammaTJ · 17/01/2013 13:46

Doorstep dirty is very MN, moreso than ditty! Grin

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FryOneFatManic · 17/01/2013 13:52

I read the op at the same time as sipping a coffee Grin Not a good move.....

Love the idea though Grin

I nominate Hecate for the job, on the condition we get updates during call outs Grin

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HelenMumsnet · 17/01/2013 13:54

@HecateWhoopass

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

Grin


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izzyishappilybusy · 17/01/2013 13:54

I was quite excited to stumble across a thread by the famous pooh troll I kept missing them

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izzyishappilybusy · 17/01/2013 13:54

I was quite excited to stumble across a thread by the famous pooh troll I kept missing them

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ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 17/01/2013 13:57

Hyperbole doesn't rhyme with troll does it?

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valiumredhead · 17/01/2013 13:59

God no WAY! Another parenting forum I used to be on, introduced subs and then decided to close it down - no refunds as far as I can remember!

I live for the threads that turn out to be a load of old nonsense Grin

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Manictigger · 17/01/2013 14:00

It nearly does if you regard the 'e' as a magic 'e'.

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EricNorthmansFangBanger · 17/01/2013 14:02

Wholeheartedly agree Grin

Though I went away for an hour to rearrange some antenatel appointments and I missed what went on after page 6. Bugger.

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TeWiSavesTheDay · 17/01/2013 14:03

I don't know, I'm an immigrant, when I read it it looks like you'd say bowl?

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TurdusMerula · 17/01/2013 14:04

Is this the right place to ask for a (very discreet and within-the-rules) update on an uber-busy thread that recently disappeared?

I don't think hyperbole rhymes with anything much. Or does it?

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Manictigger · 17/01/2013 14:04

A pooh troll?! is it as bad as it sounds?

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ThePathanKhansWitch · 17/01/2013 14:04

I always miss the Pooh troll..
You evil genius Hec.

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TurdusMerula · 17/01/2013 14:05

Hi - per - buh - lee is what I'd say.

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