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To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

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HecateWhoopass Thu 17-Jan-13 13:16:19

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

grin

ToeCap Thu 17-Jan-13 13:17:31

pmsl

SPBInDisguise Thu 17-Jan-13 13:18:35

Who has been trolling today?

HappyGoLuckyGirl Thu 17-Jan-13 13:18:49

Haha...good idea. Or just charge 10 packs of biscuit to your card and have them delivered to your house.

HecateWhoopass Thu 17-Jan-13 13:20:32

I can't tell you specifics, SPB, cos then MNHQ will delete the thread and tbh, I want to get the job. grin

Portofino Thu 17-Jan-13 13:21:27

grin

BeerTricksPotter Thu 17-Jan-13 13:26:01

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

cantspel Thu 17-Jan-13 13:26:15

maybe they should just charge 50p a post then we will know if the person saying they have savings of 50k and 3 hoildays a year are stretching the truth a wee bit.

TeWiSavesTheDay Thu 17-Jan-13 13:28:16

grin what about hiring a barber shop quartet to sing said member a doorstep dirty?

"stop being a troll, stop being a troll,
no one wants to hear you jerk off to hyperbole,
Stop being a troll, troll, troll!"

TeWiSavesTheDay Thu 17-Jan-13 13:29:25

*ditty not dirty. We don't want more Poo troll posts.

BobbiFleckmann Thu 17-Jan-13 13:31:07

I used to work for someone who an ill mannered prick was notoriously unreliable about getting back to people and someone did actually send over a singing telegram to make him phone back. Classy.

LovesBeingWokenEveryNight Thu 17-Jan-13 13:31:41

grin

MammaTJ Thu 17-Jan-13 13:46:19

Doorstep dirty is very MN, moreso than ditty! grin

FryOneFatManic Thu 17-Jan-13 13:52:57

I read the op at the same time as sipping a coffee grin Not a good move.....

Love the idea though grin

I nominate Hecate for the job, on the condition we get updates during call outs grin

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 17-Jan-13 13:54:06

HecateWhoopass

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

grin

<takes notes>

izzyishappilybusy Thu 17-Jan-13 13:54:43

I was quite excited to stumble across a thread by the famous pooh troll I kept missing them

izzyishappilybusy Thu 17-Jan-13 13:54:48

I was quite excited to stumble across a thread by the famous pooh troll I kept missing them

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Thu 17-Jan-13 13:57:32

Hyperbole doesn't rhyme with troll does it?

valiumredhead Thu 17-Jan-13 13:59:39

God no WAY! Another parenting forum I used to be on, introduced subs and then decided to close it down - no refunds as far as I can remember!

I live for the threads that turn out to be a load of old nonsense grin

Manictigger Thu 17-Jan-13 14:00:57

It nearly does if you regard the 'e' as a magic 'e'.

EricNorthmansFangBanger Thu 17-Jan-13 14:02:45

Wholeheartedly agree grin

Though I went away for an hour to rearrange some antenatel appointments and I missed what went on after page 6. Bugger.

TeWiSavesTheDay Thu 17-Jan-13 14:03:14

I don't know, I'm an immigrant, when I read it it looks like you'd say bowl?

TurdusMerula Thu 17-Jan-13 14:04:10

Is this the right place to ask for a (very discreet and within-the-rules) update on an uber-busy thread that recently disappeared?

I don't think hyperbole rhymes with anything much. Or does it?

Manictigger Thu 17-Jan-13 14:04:35

A pooh troll?! is it as bad as it sounds?

ThePathanKhansWitch Thu 17-Jan-13 14:04:52

I always miss the Pooh troll.<sad left out face>.
You evil genius Hec.

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