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HagofBeare Wed 16-Jan-13 11:15:55

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.


Hullygully Thu 17-Jan-13 09:08:24

You are all cunts

TitHead Thu 17-Jan-13 09:41:28

This is the post to say how much I have enjoyed the thread. to shamelessly mark place because I'm to scared to add to the bun fight.

TiggyD Thu 17-Jan-13 09:47:29

Have you tried wiping it with a damp cloth and swapping vicars? Says Tiggy who is obviously replying on the wrong thread.

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 10:53:05

Have you all stopped 'horsing around' yet?

littlemisssunny Thu 17-Jan-13 11:16:27

Thanks hully I've never been called a cunt before grin

I am reading this thread when I should be decluttering my conservatory but I can't get to the heater and have several layers on including scarf and gloves!

littlemisssunny Thu 17-Jan-13 11:17:17

Apparently tesco are accepting Hmv vouchers - horse meat vouchers!

Maryz Thu 17-Jan-13 13:07:23

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 13:12:05

Cruelty to ducks.
Unfair on buns.

I don't think I can buy another duck egg ever again now that I know its existence might have been brought about by duck abuse.
You just don't think that those cute little ducklings will one day grow up to become vicious male duck rapists do you?

Fucking ducks.

garlicblocks Thu 17-Jan-13 13:49:14

This post begins "Well, I'm a man" and goes on to explain how you are all Doing It Wrong, in seemingly blissful ignorance of my patronising tone.

Nonetheless, at least two regulars will come along to thank me for providing my Valuable Male Perspective. Which is exactly what I wanted, unless a detachable swimming penis were also available smile

Thumbwitch Thu 17-Jan-13 14:02:04

How much fun could you have from a detachable penis though? I mean, it's not like the nerves are going to be able to remotely send back any sensations, is it?

<<taking this entirely too seriously>>

PurpleCrutches Thu 17-Jan-13 14:03:05

This is me killing the thread while missing the point completely, and accusing OP of raping goats with ducks on plasma tvs.

MissFenella Thu 17-Jan-13 14:04:48

This is a BOGOFF post that says DH suggests a spa day.

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 14:51:07

I wish I had a detachable vagina that I could give to dh whilst I rolled over and went back to sleep.

garlicblocks Thu 17-Jan-13 15:18:40

It could be handy if we all had detachable sex organs. Especially if - for Thumb - they stored up all the sensations, to be relayed on re-attachment.

Him [6 hours after coitus]: That was wonderful, darling.
Her: Was it? Mine isn't back yet.
Him: WHAT???! You're out shagging other men while I'm here with you?!

AIBU: DH's penis spent the night in my sister's vagina. He says he didn't know??

Maryz Thu 17-Jan-13 15:48:23

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TiggyD Thu 17-Jan-13 15:49:09

Links to the song Detachable Penis

THERhubarb Thu 17-Jan-13 15:54:28

So your sex organs would take on a life of their own, soon they would turn to drink and before you know it cocks would be out with the other cocks eyeing up all the walking fannies whilst inconsolable fannies would be sat sobbing on the kerb about how Keith the Cock spent all night chatting up Sandra the Fanny.

Wars would be fought and certain cocks who didn't fit in with other cocks would be discriminated against.

The cocks and fannies would all want equal rights and some would start worshipping the god of cocks whilst others went with the prophet of fannies.

It would all end in tears I tell ya.

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