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To ask for a "soft play " topic?

(17 Posts)
BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 08:21:52

So I can hide petty threads regarding toddler to toddler warfare and " rude mums "? ;)

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 08:22:10

It can snuggle near Facebook ;)

comedycentral Sun 06-Jan-13 08:57:47

I love those sort of threads so yabu wink

usualsuspect Sun 06-Jan-13 09:05:42

They are annoying,I hide them now and all the moaning about FB threads.

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 09:18:36

Lol

HenryCrun Sun 06-Jan-13 09:22:14

The term "soft play" in itself is annoying. The opposite, "hard play", is not in everyday use, and quite rightly so, because it sounds ridiculous. So the word "soft" is redundant. It's just "play". Just say "play".

TwigsWithStupidLittleLightsOn Sun 06-Jan-13 09:26:55

If I wanted to hide all petty threads and references to rude mothers then I'd be here all fucking day. grin

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 09:41:01

Lol at hard play
lol at all fucking day

crashdoll Sun 06-Jan-13 09:43:49

OT but soft play is definitley a modern term. I remember going to the equivalents when I was young (I'm 25) but when I first heard people taking about soft play, I felt I had missed out. <woe> grin

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 09:44:40

Like Uni and all that shit

usualsuspect Sun 06-Jan-13 09:45:00

Hard play would be fab. grin

HenryCrun Sun 06-Jan-13 09:45:21

Realistically I know why the word "soft" is used. It's because the toys involved are soft.

But what else are you going to put in a health-and-safety-approved communal playpen? Wolves? Rusty spikes?

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 09:45:44

loads of mums pushing drugs from the tables near the cafe.
tattoo parlour on the side

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 09:45:58

ROAR at wolves

usualsuspect Sun 06-Jan-13 09:46:52

Yeah, White lightning cider for sale in the cafe. A boxing ring for the rude mums to slug it out.

BadDog Sun 06-Jan-13 09:47:41

and " leave it, she aint worf it" being piped from the speakers when the industrial type sound effects pause.

Megatron Sun 06-Jan-13 09:53:28

No one has mentioned the 'grubby looking child' playing next to ones Rosie cheeked cherub that smells of talc at all times, giving said perfect child all manner of diseases. And nits. Don't forget the nits.

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