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to not understand or find 'drunk' threads funny?

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ScarlettBelle Tue 01-Jan-13 04:30:21

I really don't understand drunk threads....

When I've been out drinking and I get home I either go straight to bed (without taking my make-up off eww) or chuck a pint of water and then go to bed.

I have no effort to do anything, but crash out in bed.

I have to gather the will power to brush my teeth nevermind switching on my laptop and starting a thread. As it really is the furthest thing from my mind.

Also I do realise that people use their phones to start threads. But when I'm out having fun with friends or my partner drinking, thats generally exactly what I'm doing. I don't think - hang on a second and whip my phone out and start a thread on mumsnet.

And I just don't find posts such as -

weifjwp uwrh fvh i ma soooooo durnk!!! wefpwehf



OverlyYappyAlways Wed 02-Jan-13 14:56:26

Thanks me too

Pinot Wed 02-Jan-13 14:47:15

Stairs <curtseys>

Overly I have no clue what you were on about. But it's a no from me.

OverlyYappyAlways Wed 02-Jan-13 12:42:14

Fine thank you... I was hungover at 2.00am, that happens with an insomniac alcoholic, I only ever pass out for an hour.

My son is unwell, I had to look after him last night, no idea how I managed that, I know my bed is broken though, I snapped another 2 things that keep the mattress from being on the floor...walking around the bed did not seem a good option, just break it instead!

Sorry again... blush

FunnysInLaJardin Wed 02-Jan-13 12:24:12

lol Overly it was like having Gollum on the thread grin

Mind you, you seemed to know what you were on about and that's then main thing!

Maryz Wed 02-Jan-13 11:45:16

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

OverlyYappyAlways Wed 02-Jan-13 11:38:17

Sorry OP, I am not drinking again, I am not funny, just a lunatic... I mean who else reads this, then goes and gets drunk and comes back and pretends to be sober, that may be funny at 16 or 17, not at my age though, I turn into a lunatic...

Sorry blush I cannot even read back....

Kayano Wed 02-Jan-13 02:00:21

I had my very own drunk thread once, initiated when I was at a wedding and someone was wearing a white belly top :O

Poor bride lol

I remember that thread fondly lol

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:52:56

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StairsInTheNight Tue 01-Jan-13 23:50:16

this thread is surreal and yet enjoyable. Particularly the chip buttie description upthread. Thank you for that, it was almost like having one.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:47:00

Fucking weed indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's gonna fry your braincells DC............

<leaves without shouting at Dc>

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:46:01

Please leave me a link!! I must go to bed, my almost a teenager likes me in bed before he sleep ]confused Good call I can spy on him... not good at 9pm mon-fri working hours though tbh! I don't work though. I won't into that today...tonight/tomorrow..... I would like a late night please!!!

OMg look at the time... bad parent, leave the alcohol go find a bed, beside a child.... MAKE him sleep!

ahem... wow this ahem thing is catching must be my 3rd ahem today oh dear another .... STOP IT SHUT UP AND PRETEND TO SLEEP WOMAN"!!!

Excuse me, I just talked to self??? Allowed...I don't care grin I do secretly though...yes I detest New Year! sorry blush To everyone! I won't go as far as kissing I am almost there though.... it's not even funny I am turning soft

Night night

<Flounces and slams doors, trips over some animals and things, usually finds a bed in end......>

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 23:39:31

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OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:37:43

Almost there... can someone give my Dc s weed talk soon, he doesn't believe fries your brain imo...oh never mind.. will stress about tthat soon!

I detest weed, who spoke about weed?

Sorry I am being overly silly now....or happy or something...

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:37:11

My DS has been like a bloody zombie today.

usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:35:33

Sorry you are having a stressful time x

Maryz Tue 01-Jan-13 23:35:22

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everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:30:10

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usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:27:18

I drank far to much last night.

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:25:38

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usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:23:13

I'm on the wagon tonight,everlong

everlong Tue 01-Jan-13 23:21:22

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OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:20:55

Ahem.... I shall keep my heartache/headache... oh okay you have it... by bye (attempts to hide thread)

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:19:42

Go smoke good weed.... if you live in legal weed place... I don't.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 01-Jan-13 23:19:08

Yeah I wish.... don;t even go there, I had a bad experience through a small square piece of paper one time..I need to go people are gonna hit me and all sorts, I have a face though... it's fluffy... well the kittesns are...


usualsuspect3 Tue 01-Jan-13 23:18:08

Overly is giving me a headache

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