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BalthierBunansa Mon 31-Dec-12 00:16:19

may be some of the funniest things ever?

Observe grin

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Thu 29-Oct-15 12:31:34

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Indith Wed 02-Jan-13 09:09:49

just marking a spot fir when I'm on computer later!

Nixea Mon 31-Dec-12 23:53:51

Persevere Enfyshedd - it keeps getting, erm, better snorts

Enfyshedd Mon 31-Dec-12 23:49:35

I've just read the first half of My Immortal, and I'm torn between being stunned through pure hilarity and sheer pain of how bad the writing is...

I really shouldn't be putting my poor brain through reading that when I'm on antibiotics...

MrsReiver Mon 31-Dec-12 23:42:03

I'm looking lovingly at my still from DA2 signed my Mr Emery. Sexiest damn elf I've ever encountered. Legolas who?

Nixea Mon 31-Dec-12 23:18:37

I've just lost about 3 hours watching Zenia's YouTube version of My Immortal

And am now crying! It's when Tom Riddle morphs into Tom Bombadil that I finally lost the plot completely!

ArkadyRose Mon 31-Dec-12 23:14:24

ConfusedPixie Actually, he does do some screen work - he had a couple of small parts in films this summer that should be released next year, and he did some filming for an episode of casualty or Holby City bor something like that I think. But not as much as Gideon Emory, who played Fenris in DA2 - and who is currently appearing in Teen Wolf I think. They both show up quite regularly on gaming panels together and have threatened to read aloud various Fenders (Fenris/Anders) slashfics. They seem to be quite good sports over the vast amount of pervery their voice acting has inspired, thankfully!

(And a little bird tweets that perhaps you should look on AO3....)

ConfusedPixie Mon 31-Dec-12 22:58:36

Arkady: He is quite an attractive fellow, I'm almost sad he doesn't act on screen! He sounds like a hilarious bloke too!

<<goes off to google Touched>> Which I totally didn't write a 'toughed' in my semi-drunken state. Or take three attempts to write that post...

Stropzilla Mon 31-Dec-12 22:55:13

Archive of our own has some amazingly hot stuff on it. A friend told me, I would never read such filth. Or write it.

ArkadyRose Mon 31-Dec-12 22:22:16

ConfusedPixie Mutual friend introduced me to him on Twitter as "the one who wrote "Touched". His response showed he'd read it. Said friend has now threatened to introduce us at some point....

Then again, this is the guy who said if his fans made him a cloak of dicks, he'd wear it - and actually did when duly presented with it at MCM Expo last May, so he's probably just amused by it. Still, embarassing!

ConfusedPixie Mon 31-Dec-12 22:16:49

Arkady: Ah ha! That's brilliant! How did you find out that he'd read it? I dread to think anybody involved reading my slash stuff blush

ArkadyRose Mon 31-Dec-12 22:12:25

Most embarassing experience of 2012: learning that Adam Howden, the voice actor for the character of Anders in the game Dragon Age 2, had read a slashfic I had written that was basically pure porn in which several male characters from DA2 did lots of naughty things to Anders. blush

That said, at least when I write slashfic I do remember the pertinent things - like lube.

ConfusedPixie Mon 31-Dec-12 21:51:18


ConfusedPixie Mon 31-Dec-12 21:50:07

Number 4 on that list is brilliant! grin I will ask DP to link me to my favourite reading of 50 shades, it's brilliant grin

MrsGeologist Mon 31-Dec-12 21:34:08

I've never actually read it. Already laughing at GC playing Hogsmeade.

AmazingBouncingFerret Mon 31-Dec-12 21:26:06

My Immortal is yeeeears old. It is a work of genius. grin

AmazingBouncingFerret Mon 31-Dec-12 21:25:25

I think I may have died at "elfhood".

BananaBubbles Mon 31-Dec-12 21:14:05

'BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. - Chapter 11'

FiftyShedsOfGrey Mon 31-Dec-12 21:06:50

I've watched that bloody thing about 6 times now and every time he gets to the Avril Lavine cloak I literally cannot stop laughing.

MrsGeologist Mon 31-Dec-12 20:54:52

PMSL at the Avril Levigne cloak grin

Bad fanfic usually makes me squirm, but that is just fucking hilarious

50ShadesOfGreggs Mon 31-Dec-12 20:52:17

Oh god, oh god, I just followed 50 Sheds's link, this is priceless!

Avril Lavigne cloak... Priceless! grin

50ShadesOfGreggs Mon 31-Dec-12 20:45:13

Still pmsl at "elfhood" grin

Bonnefoi Mon 31-Dec-12 20:29:10

Now watching Mark Reads 50 Shades of Grey and laughing even harder. I'm going to end up with a hernia at this rate. Threads like this are why I love Mumsnet. Best New Year's Eve in ages...grin

hiviolet Mon 31-Dec-12 20:13:14

I once read some Harry Potter mpreg (male pregnancy) fic. It was as hideous as you can imagine.

Iirc, Harry and Snape were a couple and were both pregnant at the same time.

Bonnefoi Mon 31-Dec-12 20:05:59

Crying, literally crying with laughter at this thread. grin

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