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MaryChristmaZEverybody Fri 28-Dec-12 22:28:19

having just opened a box of celebrations and discovered that they contain Twixs.

Twix's ffs, they aren't chocolates, they are biscuits.

And to add insult to injury, there were only two maltesers. Two in the whole fecking box.

So having had about two sweets each, I'm left (yet again) with a pile of bounty's, snickers and milky fucking ways

I am going to have to raid the New Year's Eve selection boxes at this rate.

ArfAPandaTreacle Fri 28-Dec-12 22:29:20

Mmmmm... Twix.

ReinDearPrudence Fri 28-Dec-12 22:29:32

Quality Street are where it's at.

DecAndAnt Fri 28-Dec-12 22:30:08

I bloody love Twix

LimeLeafLizard Fri 28-Dec-12 22:30:11

tbh sounds like you need wine not chocolate...

I have an unwanted box of Quality street if you want them?

Binkyridesagain Fri 28-Dec-12 22:30:43

If you don't want them, I'll have em!

PickledInAPearTree Fri 28-Dec-12 22:30:55

Just bite off the tops. That's my tactic with them.

ILoveTIFFANY Fri 28-Dec-12 22:31:49

Hey Mary!! Stop whinging

AKissIsNotAContract Fri 28-Dec-12 22:31:52

YANBU. They replaced the galaxy truffle with a fucking twix. The galaxy truffle was the best one.

DearOldWrinklyMum Fri 28-Dec-12 22:32:17

Celebrations hey? Mmmmm. Well I love twixs but can't remember - They didn't used to be in a box of Celebrations so remind me, were they instead of something else in the box or as well?

IloveChristmasandsodoesmydog Fri 28-Dec-12 22:32:25

I like Twix. I like a bit of crunch in chocolate. Send 'em over.

cozietoesie Fri 28-Dec-12 22:32:33

I had a big bowl of Celebrations out at Xmas and the youngsters ate every single one of the Twix's. Your taste must be .......individual!

smile

SentimentalKat Fri 28-Dec-12 22:32:50

YANBU. I would be fine with a few twix, but whenever I buy celebrations they consist of at least 90% bloody milky ways. And two maltesers in one box is a disgrace!

MaryChristmaZEverybody Fri 28-Dec-12 22:32:52

I have just opened the wine. I was going to have a chocolate night instead, but have given up.

I'm getting Quality Street and Roses next year, nothing else.

<puts eleventy million bounties in cyberspace and send them to Binky>

yohohoho Fri 28-Dec-12 22:32:55

YUMM Bounty

ledkr Fri 28-Dec-12 22:33:07

Totally the same reaction from me. I was bloody fuming. If I want a packed lunch I will make one.

Tweasels Fri 28-Dec-12 22:34:38

Hmmmmmmm, Maryz. Maltesers probably contain less chocolate pound for pound than Twix so your chocolate/biscuit argument doesn't stand.

Milky fucking ways as you so eloquently put it though are indeed the work of the devil and are best left until you have ran out of everything else.

I have all the creme egg miniature heroes left if you want them.

Fakebook Fri 28-Dec-12 22:34:43

I hate the Milkyways. Who the hell rats them? They taste like concentrated sugar with a smidgen of chocolate.

Binkyridesagain Fri 28-Dec-12 22:34:58

Mmmmmmmm chocolate

Don't bother with any of the galaxy crap though, someone else can have them.

MaryChristmaZEverybody Fri 28-Dec-12 22:35:11

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff where have you been?

How's your gang?

AKiss, that's what's missing, the truffle - I couldn't think what it was confused

CrazyChristmasLady Fri 28-Dec-12 22:35:17

YABU.

You should have got Quality Street. I have been happily munching through them, ignoring the vile cocoanut and strawberry. Luckily there are enough others that I do like.

grin

I save the vile cocoanut, phone my dad and around he comes to take them away from me and DH. We both loathe them. DS did like them last year but he seems to have changed his mind.

wonderstuff Fri 28-Dec-12 22:35:27

Replaced the galaxy truffle with a twix!! NNNNOOOO shock sad
Fucking outrageous! Can we start a campaign to get this rectified?

FobblyWoof Fri 28-Dec-12 22:36:56

They took away the sodding galaxy truffle to put in twix. hmm

That's the bigger crime here

judefawley Fri 28-Dec-12 22:37:18

The only chocolates that I didn't 'regift' was a box of Heroes. They are foul and have gone in the bin.

Kicking myself that I didn't keep something more highbrow. <Thinks about Hotel Chocolat boxes that went to village hall>

TheOriginalNutcracker Fri 28-Dec-12 22:37:46

I'll have the snickers grin

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