Would you shag Santa?

[SomeTiggyPudding]

And what would he be like?

Would he go "Ho Ho Ho"?

Would he empty his sack in your stockings?

Would you give him a mince pie afterwards to say thank you?

Yes, I know this thread is very unreasonable and definitely unseasonable. I just wondered.

[ZebraInHiding]

Yes. But only because in thus house, Santa is Dh. Guess that makes me Mrs Claus! :)

[BigShinyBaubles]

Just imagine how quick he would be!
If he can deliver all those presents in one night he must be over and done as quick as a flash in the bedroom.
I'd like to have a snuggle with him

[BluelightsAndSirens]

I had a fleeting moment when I thought I had!

Took the DC to see Santa and he said "I know your mummy, we have met before"

DC were all ooohhhh and I'm thinking "no,surely not. You must be about 50, did I?"

He asked the DC to leave us alone and them admitted he lives down our road and recognised the DC from us walking to school/park.

Phewfuckingphew.

[AgentZigzagHasABigYuleLog]

Depends on what he's got in his sack for me.

[GilmoursPillow]

If Santa was DH or Felix Baumgartner then yes. If it's a fat stranger in a red suit and a white beard, then no.

[SantasHoHoHo]

You all ought to hang your head in shame!

[poocatcherchampion]

Santa is my dad here so I'm going with no.

[SomeTiggyPudding]

Do you think his winkie looks like a candy cane?

[scaevola]

DH has a FC costume. So I think I may be about to find out

[KatyPeril]

Yes. Sadly though, I'm not sure there's many I'd turn down.

[apostrophethesnowman]

ohhhh you're all sick!

[SomeTiggyPudding]

I wouldn't. I don't do guys with beards. The most I would do is give him a blow job in the sleigh.

[oopsiforgot]

Oh my God, what is wrong with me?? I definitely would!!! but not some random shopping centre fake bearded bloke, only the REAL one.

[TheSecretSantaDNCOP]

I saw mummy sucking Santa off
Underneath the mistletoe tonight...

[WankinginaWinterWonderland]

No way!! I cried one year in a local shop... so the Santa took his beard off .. it was my Grandad

[WankinginaWinterWonderland]

The one in town though.... [thinks] Yeah I would jump his bones!

[LauriesFairyonthetreeeatsCake]

Yes, dh is currently wearing his Santas sack thong.

[WankinginaWinterWonderland]

minge pie for afters if he was lucky thank you to SantaDNCOP for that one knew I could use it somewhere

[TheCortanaThatStoleChristmas]

I am jealous of you scaevola, I have been dropping hints that DP should get a Santa costume.

[SomeTiggyPudding]

When Santa got fucked up the chimney
He began to shout:
"You girl or boy, take your dick or that toy
And quickly pull it out!"

[CatPussRoastingOnAnOpenFire]

Oh dear!

[SantaIAmSoFuckingRock]

the question is "would he want me to?"

[ShiftyFades]

Ewwww, white haired, bearded, fat old man? Not a chance, never, not even when I'm grey Er, old Er and plumper than I already am!!

How on earth am I going to sleep with this thought in my head now?

[DioneTheDiabolist]

In a heartbeat!

He's only the totally most famous and best bloke ever. My mates are all really impressed with my current BF, if I shagged Santa, they'd probably spontaneously combust.. And I like facial hair on a man.

My BF wouldn't be impressed though. His dad is Santa.