to pour boiling water on my dog?

[SoleSource]

He is shivering after his walk today

[DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn]

I don't think it needs to be actually boiling... mind you, you'd be sorted for hotdogs for lunch :o

A rub with a blanket is probably better - my dog needs a bath - he stinks - but i cant bear the through of cold wet dog in the house.

[TheSecretSantaDNCOP]

Have you tried chucking him in the tumble dryer?

[AnyaKnowIt]

Thread about a thread?

[TheSecretSantaDNCOP]

Or the microwave if you're in a rush.

[SoleSource]

No! Mrs

[DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn]

Oh right, thread about a thread. Pathetic.

[takataka]

dont put him in the dryer SS, he will shrink!!

[FivesGoldNorks]

Is his name beautiful and does he sit on car keys?

[vintageviolets]

A duvet should do it & a hot water bottle.

unless he has fins & swims round & round all day in Ice cold water in Winter

for your cold Pooch x

[SoleSource]

Lol how people get upset freds about freds!! Summit wrong up top.

[Sallyingforth]

Hairdryer

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

My dog prefers pyjamas.

[GrimmaTheNome]

Why did you let him get so cold in the first place? You should walk him indoors in this weather

[Lia87]

no no, you should only do that to other peoples dogs. makes it much more acceptable.

[AudrinaWhiteChristmasAdare]

"walk him indoors"

[complexnumber]

Just don't disappoint him!

[WorraLorraTurkey]

A thread a out a thread?????

You UTTER UTTER bastard Sole

I'm truly shocked, angry and bitterly disappointed in you.

Actually I'm seething and aghast (don't think I've ever typed 'aghast' before?)

Anyway, I hope all your teeth fall out or something.

[WorraLorraTurkey]

a out = about

See that's how fucking angry you've made me...

[complexnumber]

You've upset Worra now!

Your Karma will see to this atrocity.