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Should I check OH's ID???? TMI ALERT!!!

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So....I am sitting in OH's office mumsnetting while hes on the computer. I am reading an old thread about how to successfully give a blow job. One suggestion was to have a mouthful of a fizzy drink...

Me: apparantly, if I have a fizzy drink in my mouth when I give you a blow job, it will feel really good!

OH: (frowning) we can try it...(brief pause)...but I don't want to catch an STI.

WTF?

biscuit

He says he's 23...we have a 4 month old DS.

I now believe he can be no older than 13.

I have been living a lie.

DoingitOnTheRoofTopWithSanta Wed 12-Dec-12 22:34:12

WTH?

DoingitOnTheRoofTopWithSanta Wed 12-Dec-12 22:35:13

Oh my god I once spilt some coke on my chair..what if some got in? Best get myself checked out!

KnittingChristmas Wed 12-Dec-12 22:37:24

confused

CatPussRoastingOnAnOpenFire Wed 12-Dec-12 22:38:47

hmm
If he tells you that you can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up, RUN! For the hills! grin

Is that a Soda Transmitted Irritation he's referring to?

EverythingsDozy Wed 12-Dec-12 22:40:06

Binfull grin

propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS Wed 12-Dec-12 22:40:11

Oh god. AIBU is really confusing tonight. Does oh think that you have an STI or does he fear that fizzy drinks somehow cause STIs?

It gets worse. He reckons the 'quality control' people spit in the drinks...hence catching an STI through sexual contact with it.

I don't understand. He is otherwise extremely intelligent...

binfull I'd rather he thought that than the nonsense he's come out with!

squeakytoy Wed 12-Dec-12 22:46:37

so he never drinks any fizzy drink then??? lol!

hhhhhhh Wed 12-Dec-12 22:48:25

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

He does squeaky but you don't catch STI's through drinking them do you? (standing in OH's shoes)

squeakytoy Wed 12-Dec-12 22:49:36

okaaaayyyyy.... grin

RacHoHoHog Wed 12-Dec-12 22:53:23

I thought he had got confused with a uti but no, your other posts confirm that your dp is actually a bit dippy!

PommePoire Wed 12-Dec-12 22:53:56

Riiiight. Suggest you anoint your fanjo in Tango as gentle introduction to the idea that exposing your genitalia to fizzy drinks is not a guaranteed outing to the GUM?

stifnstav Wed 12-Dec-12 22:55:09

So the STI in the pop goes through his nob?

MaryChristmaZEverybody Wed 12-Dec-12 22:56:16

Is he my fourteen year old son?

He has been watching the American version of The Inbetweeners, and they are at about this level of intelligence, I think confused

tethersjinglebellend Wed 12-Dec-12 22:58:13

Sticky Todger Irritation I reckon, binfull...

PommePoire Wed 12-Dec-12 22:58:18

Yeah, stifnstav, that seems to be his logic, but the OP's having it in her mouth (and the rest of the population drinking it) causes no sexual health problems.

ecclesvet Wed 12-Dec-12 23:01:20

Maybe he means UTI? Although I've no idea if that would make any more sense...

midori1999 Wed 12-Dec-12 23:04:34

I don't know what to say, but grin

wewereherefirst Wed 12-Dec-12 23:08:13

grin Would he prefer champers? People surely don't spit in that!

CatPussRoastingOnAnOpenFire Wed 12-Dec-12 23:09:57

OH NO! French people crush the grapes with their feet! He might catch Verrucas! shock

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