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'blardy', 'fark', 'feck', 'vair' and other twattish tweeisms

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LoopsInHoops Sat 08-Dec-12 11:37:32

Just say the bloody work for fuck's sake. AIBU to want to stab stab STAB people who use these twattish tweeisms?

PessaryPam Sat 08-Dec-12 11:52:16

Don't be such a carnt (as ujsed by my Ozzie friend) grin

scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 11:54:21

I hate the cutesy wutsey things the lufflys say.cringey twee mc
but then I dont think the lufflys have a big range or much going on upstairs
except maybe vairy naice ham

Labootin Sat 08-Dec-12 11:56:27

Scottishmommy I luffs you

Labootin Sat 08-Dec-12 11:57:57

Oh and girl crush

It's like the new lipstick lesbian term

You can't admire someone anymore


scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 11:59:48

I imagine the lufflys as nice but dim
preoccupied by schools,Farrow and ball,and house prices
bet they think anthea turner is queen luffly and vairy pretty

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 08-Dec-12 12:06:20


scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 12:09:59

girl crush is such a brown nose thing to say
sluuuuuuuurp its so obsequious
and yes i imagine lufflys saying they have girl crushes on each other

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sat 08-Dec-12 12:12:43

I tell my dog he's a lufflywufflywoodle blush

WhataSook Sat 08-Dec-12 12:14:49

Naice boils my blood

BellaVita Sat 08-Dec-12 12:14:51

Shirrup being moany!

Who cares eh? Well obviously you do... But to be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck.

GothAnneGeddes Sat 08-Dec-12 12:16:59

YANBU! It is very annoying.

scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 12:18:04

lufflys won't notice this thread they only notice naice ham,11plus and s&b threads

ceres Sat 08-Dec-12 12:18:57

feck is a mild irish swear word. in fact it hardly counts as swearing at all. it is a completely different word to fuck.

it is neither twattish nor twee.

i do find it strange to hear non-irish people use doesn't particularly bother me, it just sounds a bit odd to my ears and i suppose it makes me wonder where and how they picked it up.

zookeeper Sat 08-Dec-12 12:20:30

Feck isn't twee! It's fab.

I hate "woo" and meh". They're fucking annoying words grin

OstrichSizedToLapland Sat 08-Dec-12 12:22:03

Feckity feck.

scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 12:23:30

hate fanjo,norks.once read fight over origins of nork,someone claiming their word.someone also disputing no local colloquialism

StockingFilly Sat 08-Dec-12 12:24:40

You bunch of fecking misery guts

RudeolfsHappyFlapper Sat 08-Dec-12 12:27:02

queen I'll have some frelling wine while I pop my Farscape Dvd on wink

scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 12:30:40

lets add quiche to the llst,is youse in ma quiche
followed by sluurp and girl crush proclamations

JaquelineHyOnChristmasSpirit Sat 08-Dec-12 12:32:01

I use blardy but I also use cunt a lot! Does that still make me twee?

I love these threads where some posters claim superiority over all other posters who aren't exactly like them. It make me feel all warm inside hmm

scottishmummy Sat 08-Dec-12 12:33:40

wind your neck in no one claiming superiority its bit of needle over who says what

FarelyKnuts Sat 08-Dec-12 12:40:22

feck is not fuck smile

LoopsInHoops Sat 08-Dec-12 12:40:25

I'm not saying my use of bloody fucking cunt is superior to anyone's bleddy fecking cant (or whatever), just that the latter makes me want to stab them. That make you feel all warm inside? grin

FarelyKnuts Sat 08-Dec-12 12:41:19


LoopsInHoops Sat 08-Dec-12 12:42:19

Thanks for the fecking links. Didn't realise it was any different from 'fark'. Thought someone too afraid to swear invented it to be mildly cross yet socially acceptable with their yummy <vom> friends.

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